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He is handsome .

He is a good footballer 

He is a wonderful father 

His smile … Very nice 

He is so cute

  He is a fine husband 

He is a well friend

His freckles so pretty 

His hair is beautiful . Always 

His bitchface 

He has got chocolate eyes 

He is lovely 

He is funny 

Little Nando 

He is perfect

  And … There are his errors like everybody

But , he is still best 

20 jul 2010: sergio ramos’s first twitter photos.

“remembering great moments of a dream fulfilled. learning to upload photos on twitter.”

(this is a translation of this hilariously over-the-top article by marca.com. There’s an English version but it’s watered down, so I’ll post my own version here - pics and gifs are my addition):

One of the stellar moments in Real Madrid’s dressing room is Sergio Ramos’ impersonation of Luka Modric. They say it’s perfect, that one can’t tell which of the two is speaking. It’s so good that many cry with laughter - including Luka. A guy known to be charming, endearing and well-loved by everyone, and who has managed to win over the heart of the White’s captain. 

It’s a partnership that has starred in two of the happiest moments in Real Madrid’s recent history. The last one, in El Clásico, was another game saving header from the defender with a pass from Modric. Friends and heroes.

“Lukita and I understand each other with a look”, acknowledged Sergio. This was after the free kick goal that evened out the game against Barcelona. Modric was adjusting his headband while looking out for the position of his friend. Five minutes before he had already done so with a similar free kick, but the Croatian had not been so precise then and the ball went above the captain’s head.

But the second one didn’t fail. He aimed the ball precisely and Sergio headed it even better. “You finally managed a good one”, jokingly said Ramos to Modric later in the dressing room. Before that, they had already looked out for each other for a hug on the field when the referee signaled the end of the match. “You and me once again”, they seemed to say. And yes, once again, because a Classic is a Classic, even if the one they settled in Lisbon is the one that will unite them forever.

Real Madrid’s Recipe

Their friendship is a very good deal for Real Madrid on the field. Sergio and Luka are more than friends, they are like brothers. They’re flesh and bone. They go out together with their families, they share their vacation time. Sergio took him out to his estate and Luka invited him to Croatia. In everyday life they are inseparable. They are the last ones to leave the training camp at Valdebebas. Even after everyone else has left, you can still see them over there talking, on the massage tables, in the gym, in the dressing room and even in the sauna. They talk about everything.

They know each other so well that in the Spain-Croatia match from the last European Championship, Modric was the architect of the penalty kick miss from Ramos when the game was tied at 1x1. Luka, who was injured, left the bench to send out instructions to Srna about where Ramos would shoot. This was sent out to the goalkeeper, who dived for the side Modric had guessed and successfully stopped the ball.  

Considering all this, it’s surprising that they didn’t start out well at all. In his first months at Real Madrid, Modric didn’t like Ramos’ attitude during the matches. Bold as you like, he said it all to Ramos’ face. It was the best decision he could’ve made because if there’s something that Sergio likes is straightforward people. They cleared up the issue and, without realizing, sealed up a friendship that keeps on growing. Until Lisbon, who sealed them up together for life.  

1) he xuan originally did not want to cause shi qingxuan a lot of pain, he even went save him after his brother imprisoned him, it was shi qingxuan that went, against he xuan’s request, to interfere with his revenge after learning his brother was beyond horrible

2) xie lian deduces he xuan was ming yi from the beginning, he xuan never killed shi qingxuan’s best friend

2) xie lian deduces that jun wu had let he xuan learn about shi qingxuan’s involvement in his fate only recently, after jun wu decided shi wudu had become to powerful

Chase: house we need to cure this patient

House: did you try the medicine drug

Chase: i did try the medicine drug

House: only stupid people try the medicine drug. you are stupid.

Foreman: i gave patient stupid drug

House: you are a black man

Foreman: this vexes me.

Patient: i have blood from my nose that is dripping

Cameron: that's bad!

Patient: also I was bitten by mice do to my poor hygiene

Cuddy: you need hygiene drug. also. i have not spoken in awhile.

House: no! hygiene drug will kill this patient.

House: he needs mouse bite to live.

Chase & Cameron:

Foreman:

Cuddy: I forbid this!

House: don't care. more mouse bites!

[image of mouse]

[image of vial of mouse bites]

Patient: i feel better! no more nose blood, thank you doctor

House: i am very smart.

Wilson: i to am in this episode

Foreman:

Golp: a roundel purpure.

Roundels are circles in heraldry. They are named according to their color, which also has its own lingo. Let’s meet them!

Bezant: roundel or (gold) 🟡

Plate: roundel argent (silver) ⚪️

Torteau: roundel gules (red) 🔴

Pomme: roundel vert (green) 🟢

Hurt: roundel azure (blue) 🔵

Golp: roundel purpure (purple) 🟣

Pellet: roundel sable (black) ⚫️

HANG ON!

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almost christma-- almos-- almost christmas means it wasn't christma-- 💥💥💥 AUUGH!!!

(patterns under the cut!)

Good catch, I was wondering if someone would recognize it!

Originally I had a Steel Samurai poster there, but I figured even if Phoenix didn't care about the rest of their decor, he'd draw the line at Will Powers directly over their marital bed, lol. I tried to think of a classical (*cough* public domain) painting that Edgeworth would enjoy instead, and Wanderer came to mind. The German-ness / Frankenstein covers are a coincidence; I just I think he would resonate with the "lone man against the world, pondering his place in the universe"-ness of it all.

...which is a roundabout way of saying my friends and I quote this meme way too much: