𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕷𝖆𝖘𝖙 𝕶𝖎𝖓𝖌

Continues brushing his teeth over Iris' shoulder. He's been in weirder spot.

"Do you really have to ask?"

He already had a fork in one hand and a barf bag in the other! He was so ready for this...

"Let's fucking go!"

love like a wildfire.

"I resent that."

Iris likes that he’s been a lot more vocal lately, and she patiently stays put until his little rambling comes to a close. She can’t wait to hear more of what he has in mind for the upgrades around this home of his. “Maybe I can set up a movie player on it later, too.” His hand is raised to her lips for a quick kiss before she trots off to shove some blankets in the dryer as asked. “But go get the kitties first. Dibs on Bob if you get him!”

The blanket-warming takes some time, but eventually the woman does make her way up to his room with three bundles of it in her arms. The warmth is incredible. “’M gonna cannonball onto you with all’a these so you better be ready–”

She had a lot more patience than he’d ever had with people. “Ooh, yeah, I’d love that!” It’s honestly hard to contain his excitement; people? Listening to him? It’s kind of a novel idea that hasn’t worn off yet. Probably would never wear off.

“Yeah! I’m gonna get Bob!” Lucis, this is your King. While Iris is off getting the blankets warmed, Noctis wanders around to gather up cats, aided by cat treats. Eventually, and by the time Iris returns, he’s got a decent selection, Bob included.

Don’t ask him their names.

noctis returns ten years into the darkness. he’s annoyed because now he has to die. he’s annoyed that luna and his dad didn’t tell him anything. he’s annoyed that no one tried to find another way.

so he uses umbra. he uses umbra to go back in time to the day before the peace ceremony. he murders iedolas and takes ardyn prisoner, since ardyn can’t be killed. he’s a lot more powerful than his dad, since he’s the chosen one, so he’s got the full power of the crystal backing him, so he takes out niflheim with the kingsglaives he takes from his dad. he takes the throne of lucis from his dad, too, basically putting his dad into retirement.

he becomes the king of lucis and there’s really nothing anyone can do about it because killing him would probably doom the world. taking the power back would probably also doom the world. so everyone just has to let him do his thing because they’ve created a monster by not giving him a choice in the whole thing. he’s making a choice for himself.

and he’s also working to find a way to eradicate the scourge, whether he does it himself or scientists find a cure.

He's not gonna lie...

He's probably eaten some veggies here and there... They're just not high on his list of things to eat.