Yeets anon mask off. "Listen, if I were dating you we'd be shopping for concrete slabs for three cats by now."
"Can we put one under my desk? She needs a place to sit that isn't my goddamn drawing tablet."

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Yeets anon mask off. "Listen, if I were dating you we'd be shopping for concrete slabs for three cats by now."
"Can we put one under my desk? She needs a place to sit that isn't my goddamn drawing tablet."

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"Hey Ponytail, look what I gooot~!" His chiming tone interrupts the silence of this tiny break room, as well as the full concentration Stacia is currently granting her phone screen. A little birdie (more like a little flower, really. Thanks, Iris!) just so happened to let slip earlier how a friend of hers-- a certain avid fangirl-- has been missing out on limited edition merch drops and is now sacrificing her lunch breaks for a measly chance at a preorder slot for the next limited releases. It just so happens that Tomio had somehow gotten his hands on not one, but two! sealed blind boxes from a previous drop, and it just so happens that he's in a slightly generous mood today. A hand holds out to tauntingly shake both miniscule boxes right in front of him, as if to motion for Stacia to approach him.
@pyrrhicpaths || in which tomio is successfully baiting stacia
lately, stacia has been PURPOSEFULLY taking her lunch breaks at a different time than other hunters to decrease the chances of being disturbed, needing to focus on the importance that is refreshing her phone screen. this is serious business. she has missed the past three preorder windows for the limited edition lumiere merchandise drops due to working, much to her dismay. the first two occurred while she was out on a mission that took... longer than anticipated, with poor signal (not that she tried to launch the website in the middle of it or anything), and the third one, with the theme she REALLY WANTED TO GET... well, she was just unlucky.
BUT THIS TIME, THIS TIME SHE HAS IT! if she just swipes her thumb across her phone screen enough times, surely it'll suddenly show that the blind boxes are available for purchase, right? (she set numerous alarms just in case, too)
so engrossed she was in the importance that was her phone that stacia didn't notice the sudden intrusion in the break room until she heard a melodious, mocking voice that could only belong to ONE CERTAIN PERSON. her thumb swiping paused instantly as she debated on whether or not it was worth entertaining him; if she ignored him completely, surely he'd leave and she could go back to more grave matters, like her phone. she was just about to fully pretend she didn't notice him whatsoever, but the sound of whatever he brought with him shaking filled the silence of the small room.
she can feel a headache forming.
the temptation to lift her head to see what he brought was increasing —what WAS that sound? — but that'd mean ENTERTAINING him when she clearly had better things to do. couldn't he tell? for good measure, she did one more refresh on her phone, an 'ERROR' sound emitting from the device as she finally looked up to look at him when she heard the shaking once more.
and froze instantly.
stacia was incapable of hiding her facial expression of shock— grey eyes widened, eyebrows rose, mouth agape. WAS THAT... THE LIMITED EDITION BLIND BOXES FROM THE PREVIOUS RUN?!? HOW DID TOMIO GET THEM?! she clenched her phone tightly as it took EVERYTHING within her not to instantly approach and abruptly grab them from his person. THE PACKAGING LOOKED EVEN PRETTIER IN PERSON. WHICH LUMIERE VARIANTS WERE IN THEM!? SHE HAD TO KNOW. she recovered as quickly as she could; shook her head, cleared her throat, fixed her posture, placed her phone on the table, and gave him possibly the fakest smile imaginable.
"t....tomio." she was trying very, very hard to keep her voice even. sound as if he wasn't holding onto the drop she coveted the most. those blind boxes were bait; she KNEW THEY WERE BAIT. she felt her eye twitch as she KEPT STARING AT THEM. if she threw her phone at his head and knocked him out for them with no witnesses, surely she wouldn't get reported to HR? there are no cameras in the break room. no one would know. it wouldn't be the first time she considered beating him up, but this is the first time she actually has a motive for it.
be nice, stacia. you can't just physically assault a coworker for lumiere merch. (a stranger, on the other hand…)
instead, she takes the bait. she approaches him swiftly. she has twenty alarms set on her phone reminding her of the upcoming launch; it's fine.
"where did you get them?! how did you get them?! why did you get them?! can i see them!? you'll let me see them, right?! of course you'll let me see them; i don't see why you wouldn't?! since when were you a lumiere fan?! WHY WASN'T I AWARE OF THIS SOONER?!" she exclaimed, rhetorical question after rhetorical question, getting closer and closer to him. she only glanced at him a single time; her full attention was on the two blind boxes in his hands.
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“Don’t give me that look.” Actually, he can’t see any look she’s giving him, he has his back turned to her. It takes a great deal of effort to turn around on this knee. “You aren’t taking my job. I’m just telling you... I’m out of commission for a bit. You might have to take on some of my responsibilities. You can handle that, right?” He grabs the wall, lifting his injured leg before turning towards her. “Monica is busy at the base. You have to do the fieldwork. I can’t ask anyone else.”
headcanon + moogle chocobo carnival hehe
Headcanon meme | accepting but forever the slowest
fdskjsf I was one of those people desperately trying to focus on making sure Noctis had a good time fishing and playing games and completely ignoring the fact that everything was actually quite unnerving and clearly not real, alright. ...I think I still have two chicks in my inventory that I never turned in.
While Carbuncle was the Messenger who didn’t want to see Noctis simply lead to the slaughter, he also had no power to change it. He was limited to what he could do in dreams, and knew that it would be impossible to properly recreate Noct’s most important people... but he could give the king as much of a vacation from his duty as he could manage. A moment’s peace. Laughter. And music.
To this day, sometimes a very peculiar song is heard playing from nowhere in the far-off lands of Lucis... over... and over... and over...
@pyrrhicpaths​ said: “  you’re being awfully quiet.  ” (from Iris!) 3, 4, 5 SENTENCE STARTERS | NOT ACCEPTING
Yes, Prompto is well aware of that fact. It doesn’t happen to him much often. Even when he’s nervous, he usually just talks more than usual. He can be quite annoying sometimes. But right now, he just keeps thinking. It’s been four years already. Four years that Noctis disappeared with the crystal. Four years that the world is consuming itself with darkness. Four years that there are daemons everywhere. When will it stop ? They need to keep fighting, of course. But what if it’s not enough ?
“I’m just... I’m scared. I feel like we’re trapped into this mess.” He admits with a sigh. “I know we need to keep fighting, but what if we can’t protect everyone ?”Â

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@pyrrhicpaths​ asked: ❝  you know, for someone so strong, you worry a lot.  ❞ Gentle teasing from Iris.
The huntress raised a brow before glancing toward her sparring partner. Their bouts had gone perfectly fine between one another. However, when shifting to helping others it seemed many needed much more practice. People needed to take things more seriously and she knew it was a light jab at her. “I do, but it comes with ancient age.” she remarked only to shake her head. “I know to many things could go wrong from many different angles. I suppose I need a good distraction, hm?” she uttered only to grin toward Iris.Â
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Guess you're gonna miss the panty raid.
[text]: what time r u free today? i need 2 give u ur gift and u cant say no this year
I only told you no because you get me things all the time. I even forgot it was my birthday today because of you acting like it's every day.