Beebzle

sorry but once you notice how often ppl use a southern accent as shorthand for being unintelligent you can never unsee it. classism is baked so deeply and why are you acting like anyone who talks the way my grandfather talks is stupid.

who wanna come over and have floor time

Feeling inspired... Might put off writing and think about it the whole time

DNI people who have better social physical or intellectual lives than me

How it feels to kiss my wife

i know thata right 👆

Cartoon bully with a black skull t shirt transitions into a woman. New shirt. Skull over each breast.

So is she still a bully or did she figure out the source of her insecurities and fix it?

She is a bad person who hurts people for fun.

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

they hate me for my flat facial expressions and inability to contribute to conversations

yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri yuri YURI YURI YURI YURI YURI YURI YURI YUUUURRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII *explodes*

hello everyone. my name is harrowhark nonagesimus welcome to my meal. i have never cooked before but god asked me to try because he wants us all to eat & exist in union <3 of course i will oblige him because i harrowhark nonagesimus am the most devout worshipper of the locked tomb and the king undying. first up on the menu is soup. i hate flavours so i didn’t put any salt or anything. but don’t worry i put something better :) haha you guessed it! i sectioned my tibia and put it in the soup :) yeah :) so i can explode people :)

some people are afraid to be cheesy. I live my whole life on the charcuterie board