YOLO!

Hey…. Hey… Characters covered in blood, okay? You remember characters covered in blood?? You used to love characters covered in blood

You’re right, I’m sorry, I forget myself… I mustn’t forget what it’s all for

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

wait i just found out you can be nice to people and be their friend i thought we had to kill them all cause i was raised in a lab to be a living weapon

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

i’m strange but friendly so people tell me things

idk which transgender bitch needs to hear this but u are better than everyone else

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

before there were blorbos there were little meow meows and before there were little meow meows there were cinnamon rolls

Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors

drink water & masturbate today bc you deserve that

I just need a beautiful woman to tell me that my bizarre imitation of human social skills is alluring and sexy

brought nothing to the gun fight. whatever man