Rattle's Ramblings

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

@maryland-officially

poor old granny scorpion-shoes. no one ever saw her death coming

it was pneumonia.

yes, her pet scorpion pneumonia, who lived in her shoe. tragic.

he shot her point blank

i made an absolutely loathsome purchase today i am SO excited to get it

Cartoon bully with a black skull t shirt transitions into a woman. New shirt. Skull over each breast.

Two deer. Not just one. Two of them made this mistake

White-tailed deer (Odocoileus virginianus)

Wile E. Coyote, two milliseconds before he lights a match only to reveal he's surrounded by flammable traps he himself has set and the whole website explodes

Fun fact. Nothing can stop you from finding the oldest art your friend has ever made on their blog and reblogging it.

people in movies always seem to know when the weird dream they had was prophetic. i feel like i'd be way too dense for that. i'd have a higher power beam precise instructions on how to fix the world forever into my brain and wake up like "wow that was way more pleasant and coherent than my usual dreams about endlessly running through my local small theme park" and then forget. and then forget. and then forget.

Official ominous sign

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually