The future is a benevolent blackhole

just finished learning how strong i can be if i have to!! i hope the next thing i learn is something fun and awesome 😁😁😁

it’s crazy cuz you know what would have helped this season tremendously. PUTTING LESTAT AND ARMAND TOGETHER TO HAVE AN ACTUAL CONVERSATION. you know. like they did in the FAMOUS BOOK THE VAMPIRE LESTAT.

big tshirt that says MY INTERPRETATIONS MUST HAVE A STRONG BASIS IN THE SOURCE MATERIAL on the front and THIS IS FUN TO ME on the back

we have to bring back the erotic thriller. in the 1970s a beautiful man could go to a beautiful italian villa and fuck every member of the family living there and then leave and that was the entire movie. and you could smoke indoors

I dislike the violence and unpredictability of the ice dispenser

it’s so special to me that so much of fan culture is textual analysis for the love of the game. like thank god there are people in my phone who are also thinking about this thing i love so much that they are writing transformative fiction as character studies and setting clips of the show to music with theme-relevant lyrics and writing long text posts analyzing every line of dialogue like!! yay!!!

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

started an interview with jane schoenbrun and them talking about horror movies and the horror section at the video store being an early iteration of the combination of fear and desire when you're a kid, because it's very enticing but you know you probably shouldn't... another little layer to camp miasma that I hadn't thought about in exactly those terms!

t-shirt that says i watched i saw the tv glow and all i got was this ache in my chest from an emotion i cant put the name to

"wow you post a lot" I have nothing and no one

And like who the fuck is this guy [gestures to reflection in mirror alone in bathroom

i don't consider myself much of a shipper but everytime i am reminded of armand and Daniel i just. it's so funny. i am 500+ years old. you are a terminally ill 70 y/o human journalist who i psychologically tortured and kept in my flat for a week in the seventies. i might be your wife. i define myself exclusively on others. will you be my nepo fledgling. ignore the fact that i said i would never make one. i'm making people walk into traffic. let's make a vlog together

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to have life experiences that were so utterly different from everyone else in my age group

“i had my first boyfriend in high school & snuck into clubs & did so many other crazy things!” good for you. i was indoors hyperfixating on something for weeks on end