Monticello Yellow

BongWater

Boy Wher Me got Dam Portado Chipps Is

if you’re going to be mean to frogs log off

Robot cummies

Hey James do you take constructive criticism?

Only on business days

Fine I’ll wait

This post fucking sucks

what did we as the human race do to deserve him

communication is the foundation

Where are they going? What are they saying?

I don’t even care they just sound so beautiful

they are singing s traveling song

what doesn’t kill you makes you weird at parties

you can’t masturbate away the depression but that won’t stop me from trying

henry the fuckin baby boomer that left school at 13 to go work in a mill and bought a house for a can of soda and a firm pat on the ass in 1979 just got his dick ripped off by a komodo dragon and i for one, could not be happier

i have zero recollection of posting this but this is officially my mood for 2018

wine tasting but instead with hard liquors

do i detect a hint of sharpie marker