Bec tigers

mewtwo is savage

I need more pokemon shaming

0 fucks to be offered by Mewtwo

wow. let it be known that tumblr legitimately changed my opinion on something today.

I’m sorry but is there an advert about toilet paper in there. They are legitimately trying to sex up toilet paper.

FINDING THIS RANDOM POST ON MY DASHBOARD GAVE ME THE BEST ANSWER TO SHIT I’VE BEEN GOOGLING ABOUT FOR MONTHS!!!

HOLY

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIF FOREVER

literally every person on tumblr.

In case you were wondering, this is what it’s like to work in customer service.

stop calling rich bankers ‘fat cats’. fat cats are pure and noble and good.

I just want to add that my grandmother found out when talking to my mother and had to hang up the call because she was so ashamed of us

A group of starfish should be called a galaxy

update: cornwallis is a girl but after i asked her rachel has decided to keep the name the same because it’s hilarious

update: rachel’s mother has not yet taken to the bird and it appears to be a gradual process in the making. on the upside, madame cornwallis has taken a shining to vivaldi’s four seasons, my chemical romance’s the black parade, and the pokemon theme song.

Emma’s reaction though 

Sometimes it freaks me out how much like their characters they are. Emma’s very concerned, Dan saves the day, Rupert laughs.

I’m never not reblogging this. They’re just so damn cute…