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It would be funny if vampires celebrated the day they were embraced. Like a birthday. But worse.

Has Beckett literally worn anything other than that fuckass coat

if vampires existed in real life i think there would be shady companies advertising "organic blood" sourced from "willing donors" who are coincidentally all poor people being paid like $5 per blood donation. and like haughty vegan vampires who only drink a synthetic blood drink thats brewed in a way thats actively worse for the enviroment. and radical traditionalist vampires who go on tiktok and claim that true alpha chads have to drain and kill people and anyone who leaves their victims alive is a liberal cuck. enter the world of hypothetical insufferable vampire politics with me.

This is genuinely a political talking point between the Camarilla and the Sabbat

I somewhat imagine Beckett cherishes his nails like a man does his beard, so I suspect he wouldn't trim them. Have we considered that after his wife died, he became an eternal pillow prince?