Hey Lady,

its SO fascinating how little girls have this inherent need to throw twigs and leaves and dirt together and mix them with water .. how we all called that some variant of the word potion …. how its an intercultural thing that no one taught us to do ……………. keep fostering that witch energy ladies

me, procrastinating: i hope somebody kills me before this is due

what do people in their twentys do except go to the grocery store……….

go back home from the grocery store

i love little kids with very niche interests. Like for awhile I nannied for a family who had a little girl who loved old black and white movies. She adopted a transatlantic accent, constantly wore a long string of plastic pearls, and would often dramatically drape herself over pieces of furniture when told to do something and say “I just can’t do it babe”

i once dropped her stuffed animal and she yelled “there’s been a murder!”

someone out there feels better because you exist

May you find exactly what you want at the thrift shop, in your price range, next time you’re there.

can’t pass up this kinda karma

and in your size

definitely cant pass it up now jeez

people dont believe in astrology because they’re not looking at their whole ass natal chart. “BUT IM NOT A HARD WORKER” well yeah that’s because you’re only a capricorn sun. take a look at your cancer moon and it’ll explain why you’re being such a little bitch about it.