shit i say โ sentence starters
i decided to make a meme out of all the shit i say regularly. enjoy!
โ IโM GONNA MCFREAKING LOSE MY MIND. โ
โ Iโm going to shove an entire baseball bat down my throat and smash my insides. โ
โ *aggressive finger guns* โ
โ *high pitched screeching* โ
โ Thatโs where youโre right, kiddo.ย โ
โ I AM THE ONE THAT WEIGHS A TON DONโT NEED A GUNโ โ
โ GOTTA FUCKING BLAST. โ
โ Thatโs my cue to blast outta here. โ
โ GOT ME MOTHERFUCKING MCSHOOK. โ
โ Thoroughly shooken. โ
โ Trust me, Iโm a professional. โ
โ Iโm gonna throw myself off of a fucking bridge. โ
โ Iโm convinced I was a cat in a past life. โ
โ Inject caffeine directly into my veins, please. โ
โ I literally have a โwhite people voiceโ for when Iโm being polite. โ
โ I sound like a fucking twelve year old. โ
โ I got a tiny ass head. Itโs like a fucking golf ball. โ
โ _____ is the literal bane of my existence. โ
โ I hate you. โฆIโm kidding. โ
โ Yeah, well, heโs/sheโs/theyโre a manipulative cunt, so. โ
โ Iโm gonna punch you in the fucking mouth. โ
โ Iโm small and bitter like an espresso. โ
โ I am Denatonium benzoate, aka the most bitter substance on the planet. โ
โ *frustrated groaning* โ
โ I hate _____ with every fiber of my being. โ
โ I will kick your fucking ass. โ
โ Donโt you fucking dare. โ
โ I get it, Iโm fucking short. โ
โ You mean a lot to me. Like, seriously, a fucking lot. โ
โ I do it because I love you. โ
โ *fondly* Fucking nerd. โ
โ *fondly* Dumbass. โ
โ You are my absolute favorite person. โ
โ Donโt even fucking think about leaving without giving me a hug. โ
โ *whining noises and grabby hands* โ
โ There he/she/they go(es), the love of my life. โ
โ Itโs literally unfair how attractive he/she/they is/are. โ
โ Look at how pretty he/she/they is/are, Iโm gonna fucking cry. โ
โ I just wanna smooch his/her/their face. โ
โ JUST LOOK AT HIM/HER/THEM! IโM GONNA SCREAM. โ
โ You best not be fucking texting and driving. โ
โ Do you want ____? โ
โ Please donโt do that, youโre worrying me. โ
โ Listen, my job is to make sure everyone else is okay. โ
โ โDrink water kids!โ I say as I am severely dehydrated. โ
โ ____, thatโs not good. โ
โ Who do I have to fucking fight? โย
โ I hate myself with every fiber of my being. โ
โ Iโm just really fucking scared. โ
โ Iโm sorry that I love you. โ
โ Iโm sorry that Iโm like this. โ
โ Whatโs wrong with me? โ
โ God, this happens every fucking time. โ
โ I loved her/him/them. And she/he/they fucking abandoned me. โ
โ I donโt know what Iโm doing. โ
โ Why the fuck am I crying? โ
โ Iโm getting bad again. โ
โ Itโs like everything goes in one ear, out the other with you. โ
โ Iโve told you time and fucking time again that it makes me feel like shit, and yet you still do it. โ
โ I look and feel like absolute shit. โ
โ Itโs nothing, Iโm fine. โ
โ Iโm so fucking exhausted. โ
โ I really wanna just sleep. โ
โ I need to just sleep for like 17 years. โ
โ I could literally fall asleep anywhere. โ
โ Iโm gonna pass out in the middle of the hallway. โ
โ Iโm already fucking tired. โ
โ If I sit still in one place for like 30 minutes, I will fall asleep. โ
โ Can I just nap instead? โ