Let There Be Love

they injected me with mental illness when i was a baby because they didn't like that i radiated moonlight and had stars inside my eyes. they were jealous of me.

i do feel somewhat ruined forever. but it’s okay we stay silly

Dealing with fruit flies makes me sympathetic to how the theory of spontaneous generation held on for as long as it did. Where the hell did you little shits come from. Get out of my fruit

first rule of december 26-31 don’t think about your life

i love digesting lactose it’s so easy to do

fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

It's really important when you're at work to go out there and really give it your 60%. Maybe 35%.

nobody is coming to save you. get up

‘you wouldn’t pirate a-’ i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you