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This is one of the first memes of 2017 and I so support this
Imagine: Interviewing Zac

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2016 in a nutshell
I canβt believe Iβm reblogging this three months later with entirely new context
I love how many notes this has
2016. In. A. Nutshell.
Youβre in charge of assigning every child on Earth the monster under their bed. One child in particular has caused every monster assigned to him/her to quit. You decide to assign yourself.
Case: #273402 Status: Disastrous.
I stare at the file and realize I have no options, over the last 2 years every monster assigned to Charlotte Dower has quit, every last one. Her first monster; a giant goldfish-faced humanoid named Bubba, had been with her for four years, and then she wasnβt scared of him anymore. After that it was a string of different common, uncommon, and rare monstersβ¦ I even assigned a sentient sock monster to her. He came back crying! I look on my tablet, only one assignable monster left; myself. Field work has never been my cup of tea, but desperate times call for desperate measures. So at 8:03 pm, after Mrs. Gideon tucks in Charlotte and her little brother Daniel; I slither into the space beneath Charlotteβs bed. Across the room underneath Danielβs crib is a rookie, Chico, a standard Creep kind of monster. I turn my attention to the bed above me, Charlotte is still awake but barely, I reach up over the bed and run an ice cold finger over her cheek, silence, so I do it again. βIβm not afraid of you monster!β She whispers, but her voice is shaking. I can see a small clock on the wall 8:14, a door somewhere in the house slams and there is an audible hitch of breath from above me. A few minutes go by I can hear Francis Gideon yelling at his wife. There are heavy footsteps on the stairs, and loud panting breaths, Charlotte scrambles off the bed andβ¦ She. CRAWLS. Under. The. Bed. With. Me. βMove. Over!β Charlotte hisses at me. I do. The door to the bedroom slams open and I smell the stench of human intoxicants before the man even steps inside. I know why Charlotte isnβt afraid of any of my monsters; sheβs afraid of her own. Francis reaches a hand under the bed and I thrust my wrist into it, he starts to pull, I slither out. βWhat theβ¦β I cut Francisβs next words off by unfolding to my full 12 foot height. Looming over the drunken man I caress my cold fingers down his face. βIf you ever touch, scare, or harm my child again, I will find you, and I will do the same to you, for all eternity.β I promise to him. As Francis runs from the room he soils himself. I pull Charlotte from under the bed, tuck her back under her covers and kiss her forehead goodnight. βIβll be back tomorrow night, sleep well darling.β Charlotte Dower is my child, I am the monster under her bed.
WELL GODAMN, WE HAVE OURSELVES A WINNER
Holy shit Iβm gonna cry thatβs beautiful.
im sick of having crushes its time for the tables to turn and ppl to have crushes on me!!!!!

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when you see he viewed your story on snapchat and you know you looked good
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HOLY SHIT, I SPAT MY COFFEE ALL OVER MY LAPTOP
u know that feeling deep in your tummy where u just dont feel comfy and u feel sad and sort of want to cry but not about anything specific its like your entire body is just upset and unnerved all the way to the core almost like ur just longing for something but dont know what

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iβm seeing a lot of people reblogging suicide hotlines and this is just a reminder that this is a suicide help line that works like a text-based instant messenger for people who may need to talk to someone but have trouble/are uncomfortable making phone calls
Never donβt reblog this. There are so many people who have such bad anxiety about phone calls. This can save so many lives