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And you realize that if you straddle their legs in the form of a hogtie, there's literally nothing they can do to stop you from tickling their soles while they helplessly writhe in laughter.

Can't reach back, can't get you off.

“Baby?”

“Mm.”

Eyes still on the page in front of them.

“I. You know, I just. Asked you some-”

“I know, I heard you.”

And maybe, just maybe the corners of their mouth have started to raise. Gaze still occupied, of course.

“I- oh. O-Okay, and?”

“Five.”

“What’re you-”

Blindfold them.

Whisper in their ear in great detail about all the ways you’re going to wreck them.

How their body will react.

How helpless they are.

How long it’s gonna last.

How much trouble they are in.

Then get up and leave the room.

Come back in and rest your hands on one of their worst spots.

Then get up and leave again.

Make sure they hear your footsteps when you walk back in the room, so you can see their body react before you ever touch them.

when someone is trying hard to not laugh when theyre being tickled, but then u just find that one spot, and suddenly, they cant STOP laughing. when they dont seem like theyre that ticklish or they seem so cool and untouchable, but little do you know, a quick swipe across their back or their neck or anywhere really, has them jumping and laughing. it is so cute. i am not normal.