The Beatles Kink Meme

It's wonderful to be here, it's certainly a thrill

switch paul and john both want to be fucked by billy shears. they compete by doing things for billy (sucking his cock, taking a plug up the ass, etc.) and whoever does it better gets it.

george harrison whoring himself out to the band and producers in 1966 bc how else did he get 3 songs on revolver?

david bailey photo shoot 1965 was reported to be full of tension between john and paul. what lover's quarrel was going on? did they fall all over each other afterward?

After the first Hamburg trip, Jim catches Paul and John in a sexually compromised position. He says Paul can never see John again or he'll kick him out. Paul decides to join another band. John already hates him for this, and soon the two bands are rivals. They're then both on the same bill, riding the same tour bus, playing the same clubs.

George, a centaur, falls in love with a human named Ringo, and casts a spell that should turn him into a human (due to being too insecure to approach Ringo as a centaur). Something goes wrong, however, and George ends up turning himself into a normal horse who lacks the ability to speak. By sheer chance, Ringo happens to find him wandering the edge of town and takes him in. It’s a dream come true—except that Ringo just thinks he has a new pet, and George still can't say a single word. Can George find the counterspell before the effects become permanent? Can he find the ingredients for the counterspell before he forgets what it feels like to hold a book, walk on two legs, and say "I love you"? And more importantly… how do you tell the man of your dreams that his favorite stallion is actually a former centaur who's helplessly in love with him?

John, a famous equestrian (as in horse-rider) falls in love with Paul, his new groom,

John lives, and of course finds his way back to Paul. Method totally up to you but it leads to an island wedding with UB40’s cover of ‘I can’t help (Fools rush in)’. I just listened to this song and I had a video playing in my head of 55 year old McLennon dancing with an island sunset in the background.

During the lost weekend, john decides to do some self exploration and so volunteers to be a glory hole at a sex club and let a bunch of strangers fuck him. Little does he know, that paul happens to be in America at the same time, and also happens to visit the same club to get some stress relief.

Early days fic. It is a few hours before a concert and John doesn’t want to wear a suit. Eppy is trying to convince him to put the suit on and asks him what it’ll take to get him to wear a suit for this show. John states that he would wear a suit if Brian gave him a blowjob. He complies, and that night, John is getting ready to go on stage. Paul asks John what made him change his mind, and John replies that Brian had to suck him off to get him to do it. Paul asks if he’s serious and John says that he is. They get on stage, start performing see Brian in the audience. John smirks and winks at him, Paul pities him but is annoyed (and maybe a bit jealous?) that he would actually do that for John.

It’s 1963 and Paul, Ringo, and George were set to go to Tenerife while John and Brian went to Barcelona. However, there are bad storms around Tenerife. Their flight is diverted to Barcelona and all flights into Tenerife have been cancelled for the next several days. Paul, Ringo, and George decide to have some fun and secretly spy on John and Brian’s holiday.

jpgr playing monopoly and john really wants to get his favorite properties. whether or not he does and how he tries to get his way is up to the author

Beatles but they're all women except for Paul (he's an honorary girl lol)

McLennon Heated Rivalry AU where John is Ilya and Paul is Shane.

College student Ringo decides to give his mother a call, but due to a glitch in the cosmic switchboard, his dialed numbers patch him through to an ethereal, echoing voice informing him that he has reached the "Heavenly Relief Hotline" and that an agent is being dispatched immediately. Assuming it’s an elaborate prank, Ringo laughs it off—right until a strikingly handsome, bewildered man materializes out of thin air.

AU where the Beatles are all islanders on Love Island.