Beast727

Did you know that instead of doing the list of things you need to do that you can have orgasms alone in your room?

me and my tistic squad going to burger king

how’d you know he was Irish? You shouldn’t assume these things

No its fine. I made a really good guess based on the way that he talked.

it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,

be nice to your nearest transfem. feed her yummy carbohydrates.

The boobs must grow.

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

The fact that the defective turrets have masculine voices, whereas the normal turrets have feminine voices, implies some really fascinating stuff about the manufacturing processes at Aperture. Arguably, it's canon that part of the process of making a functioning turret is to forcefem her.