But it COULD be... in a beautiful world...

Always jarring to be reminded that, at face value, measuring distance in hours is actually a really weird thing to do. It's simply more useful, actionable information than kilometers or miles

this isnt universal and nobody needs to think like this but personally i dont mind if people tag my posts about women with their male fandom blorbos so long as they do actually fully commit to the transgenderism of it. if she's like a woman to you then i hope you mean it. congratuions on your awesome trans headcanon btw. im so proud.

GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face

tbh i love hear me outs but i also love the opposite of hear me outs where it’s like nearly everyone thinks they’re fuckable except you

I rewatched Foxfire so congrats to this 15-year old “boy” for having a life-altering lesbian awakening and starting E as soon as possible. Yippee!!

Whoops! Blue Velvet.

the "rip ___ you would have loved ___" meme is inherently more fun with ancient characters. rip clytemnestra you would have loved morse code. rip theseus you would have loved the airtag. rip callisto you would have loved wearing shorts.

RIP Aeneas you would have loved Adderall

Wow, how sweet, I sure do hope nobody gets fucking impaled