Weird Writer with an Admiration for Alliteration

anyone else notice how when "digital assistants" were just supposed to do specific tasks when you asked for them we had Alexa and Siri and Cortana, but now that they're being marketed as smart enough to take actions and make decisions on their own they've got names like Claude and Devin

I understand it’s common and normal but I have never related to people feel comfortable watching videos/playing music/being in a voice call out loud at home when you share a space with other people….. they don’t need to hear all that…….

i dont want to hear about star wars, televised sports of any kind, film adaptations of youtube or posts, any animated media that has an average pitch above 440hz during its runtime, "YA fiction", literally anything that is happening on tiktok ever, what any white male under the age of 45 is doing/saying,

"I love you but you're doing wrong in a way I cannot condone" and "I hate you but you're being wronged in a way I cannot stomach" are top tier and I need more of them.

One of the best things about being a writer is thinking of something small you can add to your work that’s just. Devastating. Like you’re sitting there going. Oh. That would be diabolical. People would get really riled up about that. Exquisite. Let’s do it.

You are an unreliable narrator because your coping mechanisms for your deep-seated trauma forbid you from acknowledging the reality of the situation. I am an unreliable narrator because I sincerely have no idea what the fuck is going on.

I will never ever tire of the dynamic where both people involved are awkward and weird on their own, but in each others' eyes they're the most beautiful, wonderful, INCREDIBLE person. AND THEY'RE RIGHT IN THINKING THIS

Me and my dog post-apocalypse after we find a broken crate of canned peaches washed up on the beach

Happy Send Me On My Way Sunday

among us tv show with a 100% nonbinary cast was not something I expected this year to bring but I'm not complaining in the slightest

I think it’s difficult for someone who wasn’t raised Christian in a majority Christian area to understand how much Christians hate other varieties of Christians. Maybe you have an inkling of the centuries of bloodshed and discourse that has occurred between Catholics and Protestants but after that, different flavors of Protestantism hateeeeee each other. There are sects that are way more adversarial towards other interpretations of the faith (FUCK evangelicals) and others that are chill about it but one of the greatest enemies in the mind of a Christian is another Christian that doesn’t hate the things their own pastor told them to hate. Because you’re making a mockery of God if you don’t think exactly like they do, obviously, and you should know better because you have the audacity to call yourself a Christian.

what are people's favorite niche ice cream flavors. mine are superman and blue moon (specifically from the midwest like michigan/indiana/wisconsin), van leeuwen's royal wedding cake, and jeni's wildberry lavender