Obligatory haircut and beard trim pic

give it a smack and I might just snort in reply

My reward after two pizzas and a six-pack of lager.

Photos from; Ivan Pukhov • VKontakte

Get yourself a Fatboy for the winter. We are cuddly and warm and comfy.

Creeping up to 400

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Bicon, Megan Fox geeking out over Jennifer's Body and its legacy.

In case you were wondering how my holidays went. Somehow I still weigh the same haha

Xmas food was da bomb this year! I ate so much at dinner, then took 4 hour nap and proceed to eat more🐷🐷

I don’t really take much photos while standing up, because I look much larger when I’m sitting down, and that’s the way I prefer it :P When it comes to videos, I’m not really yet comfortable sharing them, because of my unconscious grunting and my hand tremors (it’s something I irrationally don’t like other people to see)

This piggy is now over 400lb!!🐷🐷