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Buuuuurrrppp. It's Fat Belly Friday. Watch me bloat my tank.

It was a fun challenge between the two of us. ‘I’ll have that belly fumbling out of that dress shirt by midnight’

‘Yeah right’ he thought. Famous last words.

First it was the appetizers. Then the entrée. Then the cake. Then desserts after cake. He ate it all. Every plate I brought him, he wiped it clean.

Then the open bar doomed him.

1 beer.

His shirt was tightening by the second.

2 beers.

He’s getting uncomfortably bloated.

4 beers.

He’s letting out cute little burps and moaning.

8 beers.

He’s letting out not so cute belches

10 beers.

Shirt unbuttoned. Belly pooling in front of him

‘Let’s get you home big boy’

Mission accomplished 😌

Seriously you can hear the creaking and feel the vibration from the other side of the entire house when I take a single step.

(Tumblr won’t let me upload just the audio from my phone so have a fun morph of me by @3transformmorphing)

Happy belated birthday!

I’m feeling bottomless these days and need so much more food to satisfy my hunger. If you want to send me cash, my Venmo is listed below. Or you can subscribe to my Patreon to also support my gains and growth. 😏

Venmo: @dirtybulkr