too haikyuute for you

hinata : 4 and they all try Very Hard

kageyama : 1 that he uses to count his change for the vending machine

tsukishima : 50 but one Big Gay one controls them all

yamaguchi : 8, one for every rihanna album

tanaka : exactly one that is responsible for everything and is doing its best

nishinoya : 7, with seperately assigned functions but they fight alot

ennoshita : 80. 40 are screaming “LOOK ALIVE” and the other 40 are vigorously hissing from their naps

suga : one. its on alot of crack and twerking violently

daichi : it started off with a solid 100 but they keep leaving

asahi : 23 but they have synchronised breakdowns

yachi : 1 and its an emotionally unstable bottom that controls all her actions

kiyoko : exactly 3 and two are on sum dumbass juice and the one thats left is trying to save her Reputation but is also too gay to function

saeko : the last braincell evacuated recently but left behind an mp3 player w the lady gaga discography on repeat in there

oikawa : a solid 80 but they’re in cliques

iwaizumi : 4 and they’re all weebs

kuroo : 70 holding a spelling bee competition

kenma : 3 existential millenial braincells that narrate their lfestyle on tumblr

lev : one and its on autopilot now

yaku : 3 angry asian grandmother braincells

bokuto : probably a good 20 but that one cell w the unstable self esteem does most of the outside work

akaashi : exactly 2 and they’re both lesbians

ushijima : one. it enjoys glee.

general haikyuu edits!!

general haikyuu content

shitposts (about haikyuu or otherwise)

bakuaka

iwaoi

oikawa

other sports animes 

idk i just want more haikyuu yall 

i don’t really have any notps? i am skeptical about some rarepairs but that won’t stop me from having a look at your blog. if you have voltron content, I’d prefer if you have it tagged