Beanstalking

This is Bandaid/Bear. He is my only son and I’d kill for him. He will steal your shoes and your heart. He is a lazy, fat bastard and will eat so fast he chokes. This man would not last a day outside

This is Popsicle Stick/Poppy/Poopy. She is my smallest and youngest girl. She is an absolute menace to my household and views the peepads as mere suggestions. She has a favorite toy that is the size of her, and watching her gallop around with it is very endearing

This is Paper Towel/Mew Mew, and she is my little old lady. I love her with everything I have and she knows she is my favorite. She is very sassy and constantly looks like she is judging you. She is a master manipulator and will sit and watch you until you walk towards a gate, at which point she will run after you, stare at you, and roll around looking all cute in an attempt to persuade you into letting her into the forbidden zones

✨ Bonus pictures ✨

Shes five already, which is middle aged for a ferret, and I keep finding her sleeping in ways that make her look dead

I worry that one day I’ll find her like this, but she won’t pop her head up again