goodbye $200 helloooo 3 groceries

being insane isnt even that bad

beating the fuck out my husband because I can’t remember my Etsy password

Did the journal factory explode NEVER applies to a lady’s blog

can everyone stop getting married and pregnant we’re supposed to party this weekend

I never knew being a girl with a blog during the year of the horse could feel so electric

"you don't realise the violence it took to be this gentle" unironically is one of the most heartbreaking quotes that also goes so fucking hard

human pregnancy is so wild to me. like, you can just create another consciousness. and you can do it accidentally in the Cheesecake Factory parking lot

Used to be we would all gather around the “yule log.” Now we just wonder what movies “you’ll log” in your “letter boxed account”… :/

not photogenic but i probably look sooo good as a distant memory

when your hair is greasy it’s so hard to want to keep living

i'm trying to save money but oh my god. jesus christ

i forgot to do 1 billion things