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Ariel S. S.
Now its Sarah A. S.
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reblog this with what your parents almost named you
Ariel S. S.
Now its Sarah A. S.

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I generally sleep sometime between 3am-11am rn. Somewhere there. But my girlfriend (who is an essential worker a whole state away) has been trying to get me “on her schedule”.
JOKES ON HER
I just called her at exactly 7:01 all excited to catch her before work. However, it is sunday and she was very grumpy being awoken on her day off.
I shall be using this as my future arguement.
@thequeenofwhores
At any given moment i am thinking one of these things.
1) i could climb that
2) fuck tHE BINARY
3) B R E E Z Y L E G H A I R
4) how is the interior both crocodile and alligator?
Coffee is too hot
Hands cold. Heart impatient
Ouch fucking hot bitch
This is Misfit Prophets (5.10c/d 3 pitch) on Prophesy Wall in Utah.
Imagine. Rocks. 🤤
For real though. I miss groping the good mothers jugs, fingering her crevices, and fisting those dirty cracks.
Tell me rock climbing isnt the gayest sport

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Me: “Can we kiss real quick?”
*i kiss my baby*
Girlfriend on facetime: “i’m gonna dropkick your slut cat”
When she mad at u on text, making fun of you on snapchat, and dming u on tiktok
My crush: *accidentally eats dry ice and burns her mouth*
Me, a morosexual: You’re so fucking stupid I love you
My girlfriend: *accidentally sets her microwave to “defrost” when she’s trying to make popcorn*
Me, tearing my shirt off: What a dumbass
Me: *won’t put cold water in bath that is WAY too hot because it’ll “ruin the ratio”*
My girlfriend, tightening the strap: “you are burning your one brain cell”
@thequeenofwhores
Right after she hung up,
I wanted to call her again.