A Damned Fool

Hi brain, you obstinate fucker. I drank the clear splashy stuff. I ate the green things. I went under that bright fucker up there. I did the thing with the moving and sweating and whatnot. Now make the happy chemical, you lump of fuck.

These are some good doggos

So cute

dick is a renewable resource dont ever let one stress u out too much

girls will call you just to be quiet on the phone

comfortable silence is a love language

let’s level up from choking each other to slapping each other

Why even fuck anymore? Just throw hands and see who nut first.

my new roommate’s best friend literally says “we’ll just go out for one drink” on a weeknight, goes to a club, has ONE drink while everyone else is getting to it, and then tells everyone when it’s time to go home so they can actually make it to class in the morning and I’m genuinely terrified by the amount of self control she has

saying you’ll just have one drink at the club on a school night and then following through and getting up for class the next day demonstrates the exact level of resolve it took to amputate your own arm on an 18th century battlefield

My heart! She longs for something ! What does this bitch want