BeanCoolStuff

tommy-'im not gay, im just sexist. wait no-'

tubbo-'i got kicked out of band again for swallowing a bottle cap.'

wilbur-'look, i may be a lowlife drug dealer but also i have made so much bank, so fuck the police.'

dream-'genderfluid people be like "oh yes, michaelangelo".'

george-'im not gay, dude, i swear, i just think he's sexy.'

sapnap-'did i ever tell you about the time i set my middle school bathroom on fire and got away with it.'

fundy-'i got bullied in middle school for being short, but little do they know, my dad's in prison for murder.'

eret-'the chicken nuggets were cold at lunch. can't believe the lunch ladies are homophobic.'

niki-'someone handed me a parrot in science today and i started crying.'

schlatt-'and that's on subtle alchoholism ell-oh-ell. ex-oh-ex.'

quackity-'im like... name a mexican famous person. uh. j lo. i'm like j lo.'

techno-'freshman will be hunted for sport. this is not a joke, i literally shoved one into the street in front of a bus. fuck them kids.'

phil-'shhh. mommy needs his space. i've had a long day.'

bad-'i have never cursed. no, wait, i called someone a cracker one time.'

skeppy- 'pov: i walk in on you changing but i'm a horse.'

ranboo-'soy mayonnaise doesn't ask questions. soy mayonnaise understands.'

jack-'welcome to wendy's, i fucked your mom and i'm high as shit. suck my dick.'

tommy-'i think my ass is pogchamp.'

tubbo-'in my defense: :('

wilbur-'Fuck you, it's show tunes time.'

dream-'If I show up dead, that's just me officially going up to heaven to turn in my resume and job application to replace God. I'll be back."

george-'im not a twink.'

sapnap-'what that niko niko nee weeb bullshit and why it slap'

fundy-'ok im angry about a fucking disney movie.'

eret-'bitches be like: wears shades indoors.'

niki-'sweetie i'm going to fucking kill you xoxoxo bitch.'

schlatt-'Sorry, I was watching hentai. What's up?'

quackity-'my boyfriend dumped me lololol can we meet at food lion i need shredded cheese for pizza night'

techno-'*the copy-pasted sparknotes for animal farm*'

phil-'mmm. the children. we have our first casualty.'

bad-'youre never too old to listen to your mother.'

skeppy-'hhhrbnjg. gkjyrssscv. vhjkkjg, gkjyrhkk. jjjsosooabwb. w.'

ranboo-'sorry i was crying are you okay what's wrong.'

jack-'this guy had a knife so i decked that mofo and now i'm in the hospital lol.'

also:

I’ve fixed up the first dress I made! My forest jumper 🌿🍄🌿 and its looking alot better now (or atleast I think it does).

dark grey eye shadow

fingerless gloves