mediocre twenty-something

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and i don't necessarily believe any of this i'm just saying words recreationally

you really do turn thirty and everything is different and sometimes better. if you're in line for thirty stay in line bro

When I was a little boy, girls used to just do random cartwheels for no reason. Then one day, they stopped. Now that I am a man, no women randomly do cartwheels. This is because society is evil and killed the cartwheel impulse in their soul. They don't even spin horizontally anymore. It's fucked up.

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You've got to be more afraid of abandoning yourself than disappointing other people.

always some kind of fucking temperature

Love character relationships that can only be described as "whatever the fuck these two have going on"

i think we should start openly mocking male creatives who can't figure out how to write women. like actually i think it's embarrassing that it took elliot page transitioning for christopher nolan to give him a good role. why did it take like ten years to get the first female lead in a marvel movie? why is it a Known Fact that stephen king can't write women? why is 50% of the population omitted from large ensemble works? i asked my friend to name a movie directed by a man with a majority female cast and he said ghostbusters 2016. ghostbusters. ghostbusters. g