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terpsikeraunos

ancient greek word of the day: κακοθερής (kakotherēs), unfitted to endure summer heat

aphilologicalbatman-deactivated

this literally means “bad at summer” pass it on

#skskekek #cries in greek

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dollmaycry

*waits for tumblr to solve this mess so i can start selling these*

closetedguyy

are you going to make shoelaces as well

sansv0re

is there a joke i’m missing here

why would he make shoelaces

closetedguyy

so we don’t have to steal them from the president

Bad addition to an already bad post

closetedguyy

thank you that was my intention.

I’m tempted to add a supernatural gif here but I’m exercising some self control

crypticcunt-deactivated20230101

Weak

closetedguyy

anyone want to shoot me

crypticcunt-deactivated20230101

QUICK, SOMEONE BRING IN SHERLOCK

dollmaycry

insaneinspireddreamer

rileyr0123

captain-winchester-27-deactivat

Holy fuck😂

satans-gal-pal

We’ve reverted back to 2011-era tumblr.

computationalcalculator

you can tell that’s an old gif because that’s not even the color of the dashboard anymore

spidyspence

tikkunolamorgtfo

I love it when people try to claim representation in fiction is being taken “too far” to the point where it’s no believable. They’re like:

“What’s next, a mixed-race immigrant on the autism spectrum?” Hi, my name is Rachel, also known as Rachna, and I’m a mixed-race immigrant on the autism spectrum.

“What’s next, a transgender Latino man with chronic pain?” What, you mean my former colleague, Marco?

“What’s next, a Black Jewish lesbian?” Bitch, I know I three Black Jewish lesbians, WHAT’S YOUR FUCKING POINT?

kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd

im so tired of the argument being “what’s next? a feasible combination of human conditions other than straight white cis able-bodied dude? that can’t possibly happen!”

official-cisphobe

“What’s next? A person? A person that exists? A person that is alive along with thousands of other similar people?”

languages-georg-blog

So I used to have a Russian friend who had a pretty thick accent and like a lot of Russians tended to eschew articles. She would say things like “Get in car.” And stuff.

Well one day this asshole who had been kind of tagging along with us asks her why she talks like that because it makes her sound dumb and I still remember her response word for word.

“Me? Dumb? Maybe in America you have to say get in THE car because you are so stupid that people might just get in random car, but in Russia we don’t need to say that. We just fucking know because we are not stupid.”

annarcho-nicolesmith

One time I was proof reading a paper for a Russian student. As I was correcting her paper with her, the many mistakes in her grammar started weighing on her. I asked her what was wrong, and she said, almost sobbing,

“In Russian I am so intelligent and clear. In English I am like [an] idiot”

Respect to anyone trying to master a foreign language. I get so sad thinking about that student.

pomme-poire-peche

lady-byleth

Full offense but people who make fun of someone else’s accent or belittle their limited vocabulary when they’re speaking a language not native to them are fucking disgusting and are just begging to be punched.

They’re speaking your language because you don’t know theirs. That’s not something they should be made fun of, it’s something that should be commended because learning a language is hard fucking work.

I hate people who do this so much.

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jewel-4-hyuk

Eunhyuk twitter update

#bro omg that’s gorgeous

uglythug5000bce-deactivated2021

*spanks your ass hard* can you help me with this math problem

cluster-decay

Additive inverses,

chimpanzeedotcom

Duality of man

6xthsense

no way fucking way....

NO fuckifn way

catchymemes

Illustrations of Homophones

Credit to: Homophones, Weakly.

thranduilland

I read that a ‘illustration of homophobes’ and was so fucking confused until I scrolled back up.

humorduke

Only 90s kids will remember

gaymer0395

That has nothing on this one

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kimreesesdaughter

On some real shit, I do not fuck with people who ride those boat things at the carnival. People who get on those do not give a fuck about life, they don’t care about you, ya mama or your kids. They literally have nothing to lose. You don’t care about life so there’s no need for me to fight you because you’re not going to give a damn about my face.

kimreesesdaughter

THIS JOINT!!!!

BITCHHHHHHH. I got on this shit when I was 12. Wasn’t no bar, no protection, nothing in that shit. I didn’t realize until it was too late. You couldn’t pay me to ever get on this shit ever again in my life. We were in Landover, this shit almost smooth flipped my ass to Baltimore. No. Never again.

nappyhurrdontcare-deactivated20

12? I got on this bitch when I was 21 and had my head in my ex’s shoulder the ENTIRE time. Screaming like a bih too. Nope. Never again. I was praying to the gravity gods the entire time.

neonghostz-deactivated20220823

?????? All it does is swing back and forth???? I don’t understand the concern??????

kimreesesdaughter

vandigo-deactivated20180131

centrifugal force keeps you in your seat.

retired3625ww-deactivated202305

Centrifugal force isn’t keeping me from crying tho

why is this so funny

it fucken WIMDY

ever since i first saw this post, “it fucken WIMDY” is easily one of the top ten most commonly used phrases in my household.

foxpost-generator

My job is done.

logarto

bulbiedorf

Dear People Who Smoke

I don’t know if you have considered this but stop smoking in areas where people are forced to wait at. Don’t smoke at crosswalks. Don’t smoke outside doorways. Don’t smoke at bus stops. People with asthma or other breathing conditions or people that idk DON’T WANT TO BREATHE IN YOUR CIGARETTE SMOKE are trying to get to places and need to be able to breathe. Stop smoking in crowded areas. stop smoking in crowded areas. STOP FORCING NONSMOKERS TO SECOND HAND SMOKE.

deactivatyng-deactivated2020082

+ please don’t force your pets to be in a place where they have no choice but to inhale this smoke either.

rareeel

I don’t know if u considered this but ppl who struggle with addiction don’t really respond well to rejection and isolation and condemnation but whatever your royal highness

geekandmisandry

People with severe lung disorders respond even worse to smoke inhalation and if you think that isn’t a priority then I don’t even know what to tell you..

“I want to live”

“Lol, ok princess”

trans-boy-diaries

Smoker here.

Yeah, heres the thing, yeah I’m an addict, but that’s literally no excuse to expose others to it.

The ONLY time I smoke at a cross walk, or any other public area is when I’m alone.

If I’m near people (more specifically, friends or a group of people I’m talking with) I stand downwind, I blow my smoke, downwind, I respect other people right to not get lung cancer.

If kids are able to see me, but not close enough to get exposed to smoke, I hide that shit, I’m not trying to make kids think it’s cool.

If a kid is close enough to get exp to smoke, that shit it get put out and hidden.

If I’m out in a public place (with no one around, as stated above) guess where I put the cigarette butt when I’m done with it (and theres no butt can) in my pocket, I dont want to litter or expose animals to the toxins that are in a used cigarette butt.

If I can put forth the minimal effort to not expose people to my cancer sticks, so can every other smoker.

Dont be a dick.

(P.S. that comment about isolation, there are smoking areas for a reason, and every smoking area I’ve ever been to is a social hotspot, you aren’t alone 99% of the time. And even if you were, too fucking bad, we’re choosing to expose ourselves to cigarette smoke, dont force it onto other people, especially if you consider them your friends.)

somecleverreference

And if you’re considering the feelings of addicts, a lot of ex-smokers have trouble being around it for obvious reasons. Be considerate!!

teathattast

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dailysujumemes

Super Junior as: Terrible Cakes