not dead, just offline 😤✅👍💯🔥💦

she dunged on my dragons til i and

People always gloss over how mentally damaging it can be to work in retail. I fucking hate that whenever I say “I could never work in retail again” someone has to reply “You snowflake millennials can’t take a starter job because you have to INTERACT with other people” No. Fuck you. I’ve worked as a planetarium host. I’ve worked as a public speaker. I’ve worked as a tutor and as a student teacher. I can work with people. I can work with crowds. Retail was fucking different. Retail was being treated as a subhuman. Retail was being treated so poorly that you have anxiety attacks before work. Having to work retail was a factor in my last suicide attempt. If I hear you say one fucking word about retail workers playing the victim I will personally break every bone in your body. Fuck You.

The holidays are coming up. Retail workers are going to be spiraling into a nightmare beyond human comprehension. If you’ve worked retail, you know this. If you haven’t, be aware of it. Please be kind to every retail worker you come across. Please be patient and understanding. It is misery out there.

thanksgiving is like the superbowl for r/AmItheAsshole

lets hear it for transgenderism and faggotry. can I get a round of applause for transgenderism and faggotry

youtubers love to say “i hope i’m pronouncing that correctly” while recording themselves in a video that they upload to the internet, which they have access to

I think autistic people get a free pass to call for line like an actor when allistic people ask them leading questions or expect them to follow a social script

do you ever think about what gnome dystopias would look like

Gno

@the-gnomish-bastard ?? Your thoughts??

Hmmmmmmm… well, I could do it… shall we find out what it looks like?

@inneskeeper would you like to gnow?

i want to see you oppress gnomes whose hats arent pointy enough and whose chortles aren't jolly enough