Bdubsimpregnator2000

please be perverted about me in these trying times

stop with that nonchalant shit and bark for me

basically if you’re a man one of the most classic things you can do is come in your pants

(nonchalant) (rock hard) i sense that you kill a lot of people

dude im stuck in a timeloop and the only way to get out is if you let me bite your thigh so hard i leave teeth marks. just trust me dude

(in an effort to flirt with you) I get hard when you talk down to me and hit me a lot and I whimper if you treat me like a dog . I also have an earnest demeanor and a beautiful soul

taking all control away from them voted number 1 hottest thing you can do to a control freak 10000 years in a row

was recently in a cuck chair scenario where both the person giving and the person receiving was on their phone and I thought to make a pithy boomer post about it before realising that I was also on my phone

the masochist with sensory issues really liked when you bit it really hard on the arm, but can you please wipe the spit off now? please? ....why are you looking at it like that?

the masochist with sensory issues promises you can hit her as hard as you want if you'll just get her hair out of her face or she's gonna start freaking out.

safewording out of a scene because the praise started to feel a bit too earnest

yeah you're right enthusiastic consent is sooo sexy. one of the hottest things ever is getting someone to loudly and enthusiastically insist that they consent over and over, especially when just ten minutes ago they didn't.