IRREDEEMABLE.

            give me theo ruthlessly slaughtering a crowd and enjoying every moment of it 

❛ ARROGANT BOY. LOVE YOURSELF SO NO ONE HAS TO

          ❛  can’t twist what i’m not WEARING.  ❜ lips curl UP, an indulgent smile that never quite reaches his eyes. irises briefly consider the expanse of her neck-- yet he’d had his fill hours ago. ( he’ll let her slide ). ❛  nevertheless, i appreciate the sentiment, but i’m quite capable of helping myself.  ❜ 

        ❛  --- any time now, katherine.  ❜

        ❛  not ARROGANCE if it’s JUSTIFIED. ❜

            ❛  i’m sure we have a SAYING for doing something as monumentally stupid as approaching me, but i seem to have forgotten it.  ❜ -- he’s been stateside far too long. // @brokengilbert

             ❛  don’t bother.  ❜ // @shesnoops

       ❛  never LIKED DOGS. --tremendously STUPID creatures, i’ve found.  ❜ // @derabie

          *starter call ( mutuals & non ).

        theodore smokes, drinks, taps his fingers, runs his hand through his hair, and litters his english with french phrases! // anon.

                  ❛ EMPLOYMENT’S OVERRATED. ❜ it’s BRIEF, cut off-- he leaves no room for ARGUMENT, set in his ways as he is. ❛ je suis désolé. perhaps i OFFENDED? ❜ there’s not a remorseless bone in his body, whether when FEEDING or BICKERING-- constructive to the soullessness he revels in. he slants his head, faint amusement twisting his lips, antagonism is only cure for apathy. it’s easier when they’re YOUNGER, when they keep their HUMANITY in tact-- ( also overrated, he thinks ) .  and there’s a greater POTENTIAL for entertainment when they’re FRESHER. as a habit, he keeps to himself, does little in the way of forming FRIENDSHIPS, growing attached, but by no means does he abhor the social interactions he instigates. they place HIM in the position of power, never the unsuspecting. such as the poor MAN before him.

              ❛ happy how i AM, thanks. ❜

      ❛ the CIVIL SERVICE? how perfectly NOBLE. ❜ mindless, too, but there’s no SENSE in adding that-- a heavily DERISIVE tone says as much. ( perhaps he’s MAD, but theodore’s never put much stock in VALID employment. not for creatures such as THEM. employment provides SECURITY, which he has. it provides MONEY, which he can take, and LITTLE ELSE. it’s a LEASH, at best. ) // @sisterkilled

      HEADCANON. theo is fluent in FRENCH ( his mother tongue ) and ENGLISH. he can understand and speak bits of spanish and catalan, as well. // anon.

                     solution: sex standing up // @likethcrns​