Watch your danglers

one time i went through the taco bell drive thru and when i tried to order a baja blast i said “mountain boo bah” and then i just left. couldn’t recover

i think that if squirrels had the capacity to use and understand language they would constantly be saying shit like "I'm such a nutpilled stumpcel" and so on

debit or credit? you can insert your card now. damn he just went all the way in. that man just inserted his card and kept going until his whole body disappeared into the reader. manager i feel really sick can i go home

aw fuck i activated stinky keys

You know what they say, you snooze you lose. And it looks like, you snost and you lost.

. that is a serial killer

good to see robert evans taking a break from talking about the blue apron child hunting island to comment on a cute kitty

fuck.......he really did