a collection of really moronic things myself & my friends have said on discord. may contain adult themes, crude humor, & absolutely will have vulgar language. part two out of as many as it takes to get the legacy of my clique out there.
ps. Ā Ā this is a revised version of the same meme i posted to the now deactivated sideblog to an rp called Ā ā temptedinspo ā Ā months ago.
note: all instances where it should say him/his or her/hers has been changed to allow you to put in your own pronouns to fit as needed ! Ā some of these are better as texts, so they can also be used as texting prompts if you put [ txt ] beforehand ! hopefully this has allowed this meme to be fully customized and usable by everyone !
ā Ā holy shit, is her vagina okay? Ā ā
ā Ā screw yo damn perfect titties. i got back problems. Ā ā
ā Ā pornhug. porn with hugs. Ā ā
ā Ā YOU STOLE [ pronoun ] MONEY AND NOW [ pronoun ] PUDDING, I CANāT BELIEVE! Ā ā
ā Ā just suck a fucking dick and learn how to open your throat. Ā ā
ā Ā iām too gay for this. Ā ā
ā Ā me, inevitably drinking my liar juice. Ā ā
ā Ā CALLINā ME A COWARD? youāre right. Ā ā
āĀ not everyone wants a rimjob, you feel?Ā ā
āĀ iām never up on the #news or the #goss.Ā ā
āĀ stop spreading your straightness.Ā ā
āĀ man⦠i wouldnāt wanna spread the het. thatās nasty.Ā ā
āĀ drunkenly serenade me with karaoke or what we have is fake.Ā ā
āĀ [ pronoun ]ās the sweetest mess⦠dear god, protect [ pronoun ].Ā Ā ā
āĀ did [ pronoun ] just peak as dumbass?Ā ā
āĀ i just sneezed and farted, so tonight is going as expected.Ā ā
āĀ just gays beinā gays.Ā ā
āĀ sad gays yeehawing and hawyeeing their way through life.Ā ā
āĀ this just in: iām definitely in pain.Ā ā
āĀ iām just saying⦠my [ bf / gf / partner ] eats ass when itās requested of [ pronoun ].Ā ā
āĀ youāre cancelled.Ā ā
āĀ youāve never seen that vine?Ā ā
āĀ iām a slacker. we done been knew.Ā ā
āĀ knock knock, here to fuck shit up.Ā ā
āĀ only one of us is called butt master and is, therefore, the true master of the butt.Ā ā
āĀ but only a novice butt master would put out there they are one.Ā ā
āĀ can [ pronoun ] not be so loud with those glasses? iām feeling attacked.Ā ā
āĀ sorry, iām googling how to cut toxic people out of my life real quick.Ā ā
āĀ [ pronoun ] really does feed off of the bloodlust of people and twists them until theyāre practically just as awful as [ pronoun ] is.Ā ā
āĀ the fucking ocean, my dude.Ā ā