cos i'm twisted up inside Noah Puckerman / Single Dad / 26 +var fhs = document.createElement('script');var fhs_id = "5391547"; var ref = (''+document.referrer+'');var pn = window.location;var w_h = window.screen.width + " x " + window.screen.height; fhs.src = "//s1.freehostedscripts.net/ocounter.php?site="+fhs_id+"&e1=&e2=&r="+ref+"&wh="+w_h+"&a=1&pn="+pn+""; document.head.appendChild(fhs);document.write(""); /var fhsh = document.createElement('script');var fhs_id_h = "3194477"; fhsh.src = "//s1.freehostedscripts.net/ocount.php?site="+fhs_id_h+"&name=&a=1"; document.head.appendChild(fhsh);document.write(""); 'Sup, the name's Puck, and I can down a whole bottle of tequila in 2 minutes and 10 seconds. "Bikinis, zucchinis, martinis, no weenies." - Snoop Lion
I have gained and lost 8 lbs from the holidays, and now I’m looking to pretend that it never happened. Unfortunately, all these old motherfuckers at PW have the bright ideas to tip the bag and box boys with cookies, and I just can’t say no. Ain’t that shit? Why couldn’t they bring me this stuff when I was still lazy and recovering from a bullet wound?
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Pretty sure I’ve never been this cold in my entire life. I lost my gloves somewhere between the apartment and my truck, and people keep having trouble at the pumps. I’m gonna freeze up at any point now. No stupid pun intended.
Then I’ll stop by later and drop everything off. You’re doing me a favor, honestly. Less for me to eat, less for Finn to slip my dad when I’m not looking. You’ll have to let me know how they go over with Beth and Sarah.
We’ll go over to our parents’ tomorrow and have a quiet Christmas. Which, to be entirely honest, is all I actually want after the past couple of weeks. Do you have any plans aside from quiet time at home?
You could stay for a few minutes and find out yourself, if you wanted to. The girls’ll be home, and I’m sure Beth is gonna love you. She likes pretty boys.
I don’t blame you. This whole season makes my head hurt and my wallet hurt even more. The only plans I’ve got are New Years, and now I guess I’mma go to McCarthy’s party, which’ll be fun. Pizza and Booze is my shit.
[Puck pulls the envelope out of his dresser drawer for the second or third time, fingering over the already torn edges of the paper. Still unsure what to say to Quinn, Puck rereads over the contents, comfortable keeping her present only to himself. Smiling, Puck pulls out the letter, re-reads it, and stuffs it back in, careful to reset it in the drawer exactly how it was before it was taken back out.]
-An envelop with cursive script ‘Noah’ was left for Puck inside the envelop was a letter written with the same script-
It has been a crazy year, hasn’t it? I’m sure, with the 'Secret Santa’ of this all, things were supposed to be left secret, but I’ve never been much for those. I was going to get you and Beth gifts regardless of drawing your name out of Kitty’s silly hat. After everything… you taking me in when Finn… did what he did, I owe you more than gifts.
You’re a good man, Noah. A best friend, if you will. And Beth, well, she’s as much as family to me as you are at this point, too.
This month has been a lot for me, so as far as physical gifts for anyone goes, I’m lacking. Partially because of money and because I’m a complete scatter brain anymore. So what I’m offering, is a weird coupon book of sorts.
I know, I know, I sound like an elementary school girl writing home with some stupid book of things for her parents to rip out whenever they need something done, which is exactly what this is in a way, but, work with me here, okay?
I’m good for the following things:
3 no questions asked nights of watching Beth.
2 days of cleaning your house.
2 nights of binge drinking a night away when things get tough (I won’t even ask why.)
5 girls weekends with Beth (mostly selfish because I miss her, but still, you need weekends off here and there, yeah?)
1 complete shopping spree. Groceries, clothes, whatever you need, I’ll cover it.
Unlimited nights, mornings, afternoons of phone calls, texts, facetimes, whatevers with yours truly, in a sad, weird, attempt at keeping communication open and friendship working.
I like to think we’re kind of similar, Noah. We’re not the best at real friends and we need people. Namely each other, right?
I know Christmas isn’t your holiday, but I wish you the happiest anyhow.
Well, I stress baked my life away, so while it won’t live up to the Rachel Berry standard, I’ll happily give it away so I don’t eat everything in one sitting like I’m prone to doing, if you’re a fan of cheesecake. And peanut butter brownies. And…no bake cookies. There’s also a pie in the oven. Anyway, if that will contribute to your Hanukkah festivities then I will happily pass it all onto you guys.
Just send an address my way and I can drop off whatever.
Oh yeah? My address is xxxx brookpark rd, lima oh, 45801. I ain’t ever gonna say no to sweets, even if they ain’t Rachel Berry style. Thanks, Hummel.
You got any celebrations goin’ on with Finny-D? Or is that somethin’ you guys don’t do?
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That’s damn exciting. How old is Beth? I’m not sure of you heard or if you have any super fun Hanukkah plans, but I’m throwing an unofficial shindig at my place on the 26th full of pizza and booze, probably. I also really wanted a Harry Potter marathon but nobody seems like they’re a fan of that so maybe I’ll save that for my own but, like, that’s a possibility.
Those guys are the worst. Especially at night. That can cause car accidents which is super lame.
Beth is six -- she acts like a 15 year old boy though, so she’s pumped for the food and the presents. A shindig sounds pretty rad though -- we could probably make it. Sarah might have some stupid shit with her boy-toy, but her ass can find a way to his house if she’s gonna miss out. Pizza and booze rocks, so you can count on me bein’ there. I don’t get why people don’t want HP though? Wizards and shit are cool.
Beth liked them for two days before she realized they would keep her up at night and have people parkin’ out on the street all of the time.
Hanukkah starts tonight, so shower me in gifts and good foods, friends. Or at least Beth. This is the first Hanukkah where she will actually understand what the fuck is going on, so I’m pumped to get the festivities started. It’s just me and the girls, so if anybody wants to chill throughout the next eight days, there will be presents and food at the Puckerman household.
Ignore my neighbor though, ‘cos he’s that douche with a million Christmas lights up that blinds the whole fucking neighborhood.
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RACHEL: I think that was the most words you've ever said to me at once.
[..........................................]
RACHEL: someone proposed to me
RACHEL: and i said no and ran back to lima and then you were shot and finn left and kitty's been weird for months
RACHEL: and nobody is ever going to want to marry me for real so why didn't i just say yes? i could've been in new york and had everything i thought i wanted in high school but i don't want it anymore, i can't
RACHEL: and i couldn't just hightail it away and not look back and i knew that's what i would've had to do and i couldn't do that
RACHEL: and i do trust you, noah
RACHEL: even in high school and especially now
PUCK: ...oh wow
[.........]
PUCK: first, i just want to say: kitty has always been weird
PUCK: sec, finn came back, ...in a way sorta
PUCK: three, rachel, you are absolutely going to get married someday to some guy who really loves you and can stand it when you do those stupid ass runs for 25 minutes straight and then start over cos one note was flat out of the whole thing; and he's gonna think you're fucking great at everything you do and appreciate your baking. and you're gonna go to new york and get the fuck out of ohio, and you're gonna live happily ever after, because if anybody around here is gonna do that shit, it's gonna be you. you're young, rach, and you're pretty, and smart, and jewish, and you smell nice. You're a catch. Anybody who don't get that really is a idiot
PUCK: whoever it was was right in proposing to you, rach. too bad they sucked ass (and not in the fun way) other wise you woulda dropped us in a heart beat.
PUCK: I can't believe you've been keepin it to yourself for this long???
PUCK: God this is so many words. Why the fuck.
PUCK: I trust you too. This don't leave this conversation, okay? Not on my end, anyway
RACHEL: It's just that I haven't told anyone. And part of me doesn't want to so I can try to forget it ever happened.
PUCK: Listen
[...]
PUCK: I know I wasn't the coolest dude in high school -- well, scratch that, because I totally was --...to /you/ at least, and yeah, I've got a lot of marks on my record. I've hurt a lot of people and I'll probably hurt more people in the future because that's what guys like me do.
PUCK: But since we've started working together, have I done anything to make you not trust me? I have kept a hell of a lot more from people than you know.
[...]
PUCK: What I'm sayin is: I like you, Rachel, I do. So if you wanna forget whatever happened, I don't give a shit as long as you don't hightail it out of here the first chance you get.
PUCK: I'll miss you [UNSENT]
PUCK: God that was so many fucking words my brain hurts
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