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Not to toot your own horn or anything, right?

What exactly would I toot my own horn about?

The guy you turn into? Penn, please… are you Method now? Tell me you’re not.

I am not turning to method acting nor am I using it, don’t worry. I just meant, when I am acting as Joe, it’s different and scary how well I have been able to conjure him up.

Today has been one absolute bloody day and can I just say I’m knackered. To make it even better a bloke spilt his cuppa tea on me so now I’m covered in steaming hot tea as I’m on the tube home. Is it too late to take a kip because that sounds amazing right now. With that said nevertheless today was a good day and I’m awfully blessed. Now off to my flat to cozy up with a good book and a cuppa tea.

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All I understood was that someone spilled hot tea on you and for that I say, how incredibly rude. Not me totally not being able to grasp simple english, which is a common thing for me, but that whomever this ‘bloak’’ did to you. I’m actually amazed that you didn’t like pull out a lightsaber.

Not that I want to disparage the residents of the Upper East Side, but when I say the best it’s because the pickings were pretty slim for ol’ Blair Waldorf. Are you afraid you’re bringing in too much crazy these days with your Joesona? 

The pickings were pretty slim for her, but if I have to admit it was probably the best for her. I did enjoy that relationship, due to the fact that it was different,  but Chuck and Blair they belonged together in the end. Actually, yeah I am. That guy I turn into when I play him? Not the best guy to be with. I might be a ray of sunshine, but he is not.

Saw Star Wars for the second time today, and while the first time I was attempting to show no emotion, this time I fell victim to the same ignorant person cutting onions in apparently everyone’s screenings. On a lighter note, it’s my birthday in T minus eleven days, which means I’ll be in Bali for it, which also means it’s already in the running for best birthday ever. I’m gonna eat so much Nasi Goreng and show ‘Bali belly’ I’m not afraid.

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I feel really ashamed to say this, but I have yet to be out to see the new Star Wars movie. I have been meaning to and have occasionally been telling myself to go see it and that never really happens. I really hate being a procrastinator some times, however I am glad that it has kept me away from the rather peculiar person who thought onions was a good movie snack. That is definitely a lighter note, happy early in advance. Bali sounds like a pretty amazing birthday destination if you ask me. I will blame you for eating all the food you want, its your birthday after all and nobody should tell you otherwise.

Game is totally respected in both your reactions, Im liking this vagueness, this mystery in our friendship as to the real answer let’s keep it.

I think the real question is: can a friendship really work if everything is a mystery? I would like to believe that a great friendship is build on trust and communication.

I think you got caught being nice to me and now you’re trying to cover your tracks. Rude.

How dare you accuse me of not only being rude, but of basically lying to you. I am a very honest and sincere man, clearly your mind has been deluded with these fowl thoughts because you haven’t seen me in some time.

Biased or not, Scott Tucker is pretty hard to beat! 

We need clearly need to stop being so busy so that we can watch other peoples’ tv shows. I haven’t gone back to work yet, but we’ll be starting soon. 

Well seeing as Scott was one of the few sane character I have up to date, I think its safe to say he won’t ever be beat.

We clearly do, luckily for me I have some free time on my hands here for a bit so I will definitely have to try and squeeze your show in between all of the other shows that I have managed to miss out on. 

I still need to watch Season One before I start the latest season. Sell it to me Penn. Why should I watch You?

You came to the wrong person when it comes to selling things. I am pretty sure I couldn’t sell air, which is basically free. The only that I can tell you its a great show that may messed with your mind a bit, but it keeps you on the edge of your seat.

Am I the only person in the world who hasn’t seen You, yet? But I agree, people tend to forgive terrible personality traits because the person playing them is hot… I mean, god, did you see the way that people reacted to Zac Efron playing Ted Bundy? They glorified and romanticized literal Ted Bundy, I can’t. But, hey, I’m Billie and I’ve played my fair of garbage women thanks to American Horror Story. You’re not alone.

I highly doubt that you are the only one who hasn’t seen the show and that is okay. I haven’t seen the show nor have I seen any reactions to him playing it, but if it is anything like what they are saying about me then I assume it is bad. Probably even more so, because the guy was an actual serial killer. Nice to meet you Bile, glad to know I am not alone in this sort of scenario though, however you seem like have a better grip on this sorta thing than me.

It’s like the Ted Bundy problem - a lot of women couldn’t ‘believe’ he committed those horrible crimes because they found him handsome. Society, really, is very superficial and it’s scary. Also, charm goes a long way when you know how to speak eloquently and say pretty words. Hey, Penn, I’m Lili. I haven’t watched season two yet but..I’m ready.

You know what is funny about Ted Bundy? I mean, besides people thinking he is attractive; but the fact that now I have seen a lot of people want me to play him in some sort of movie. Like, I feel as if I should be flattered, but I already have enough crazy on my plate. Don’t I know it, but you know as much as we wish it would change. Society is as stubborn as a ox-- dare I say even more so. My vocabulary is far from being exquisite, but I do know a few pretty words. If not, I can always learn how to speak French. Are you really ready though? I have a hard time believing that.

So this is the season that made people finally realize he’s probably not so great to take home to mom? No spoilers either but that makes me more interested to watch the second. Might be my incentive to stop making excuses and dive in already. I’m Bill, and trust me, I can relate. I don’t know if I’m always nice, but I can say I rank far lower on the psychotic scale than the people and beings I’ve played. We can cut each other a break.

I honestly hoped that it would have been the first season, but it is starting to look that this season is that one. Like I said, I don’t plan on spoiling anything until I am certain people have seen n I have already put my foot in my mouth once for saying some unofficially. Well, Bill that’s something at least. It’s great to know that you aren’t like that clown who is living down in the sewers and terrifying children or at least I hope you aren’t. 

You know I haven’t really gotten a chance to watch season two, but I will as soon as I can. But I guess those people fell for a trap the show tried to set up. To paint Joe as a good and charming guy while he’s everything but that. Loved your conversations on Twitter though. Hi, I’m Nat...and I’ll believe you’re a nice person when I see it. I’m kidding.

By all means take your time, there no rush in getting to the show. I don’t wanna spoil things for you, like I said, but if that was the case then I am pretty sure that if they were trying to make him charming and decent.. they did a pretty crappy job.Sure, he had his charming times, but most of the time he was just crazy. I’m glad you loved them, I myself did not. I don’t believe I should of even had them in the first place, I think it was pretty clear to those who have watched the show that they things that they were saying it was out of the ordinary. Its nice to meet you though Nat. I promise that I am totally normal, nothing out of place in my noggin.

You know, I’ve got to admit..he definitely isn’t boyfriend material, but he seems to be good for a pretty decent lay. And if you need something done with a body..he’s your man. At least he’s smart and good in that sense. At least you can say that your characters are memorable. That’s better than the alternative, I think. Plus, you’re an incredible actor who can embody these out there characters and that makes you pretty freaking awesome. And I may not have ever seen a single episode of Gossip Girl..but hi! I’m Lexi! I jump off of ropes and throw other ladies around for a living. 

Oh. I mean, I guess he could be a good lay? I wouldn’t really exactly know. Hiding a body though, yes he is the perfect man for that job. He and Dexter probably would have made a deadly team. I guess if you look at it like that, yeah it is probably better than being forgotten.  Well, thank you for boosting up the ego that I thought I never had. I will make to call on you when I need someone to tell me I’m amazing. I don’t think you are the only one, but its always nice to meet a fan Lexi. I hope that is less dangerous than it sounds.

Wait people? How? Why? That is so weird. I am sorry that is one of the reasons I hate when Peaky picks back up we get fans trying to say why the Shelbys aren’t bad and how murder is okay if it does a b and c. It really is strange how people think us actors are hot and forget our characters are nasty assholes.

I agree one hundred and one percent. It’s really strange how people tend to block out certain things and just to fulfill this attraction they have towards a fictional character. If you really think about it though, it just speaks a lot about today’s society and that they are blinded by looks instead of actually getting to know the person.