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In the kitchen straight up "chopping it". And by "it" haha well. Let justr say. My vegetble

I'd summon twin scythes

really cool

oh quote from joseph gordon-levitt on being second, we're really in it now

suddenly violently reminded of my young fujoshi moment in the admiral nelson death exhibit at the maritime museum

context: when i was about eleven years old i learned about nelson's disputed last words to his fellow captain being "kiss me" or "kismet" and thought it was so unbearably romantic that i wrote very bad but thoroughly researched historically accurate fanfiction about it in my hello kitty notebook

take off all your clothes and walk into the sea

this is a post about feeling the waves crash into your tiddies n getting goosed by a mermaid this is not a sad post this is a post about exhilaration

the problem is that I want to know everything in the world but also I can't seem to do my laundry when I'm supposed to, rendering me absolutely useless

Actually daddy you're being kinda needy can you shut the fuck up for a bit, kitten's got a banging headache.

Me sexting: what would you do if you found me with my hands tied ;) My feminist bf: I Would Free You

i need to train in a temple for 50 years bye

nvm they wanted to teach me discipline & patience instead of Hundred-Man Slaying Fist Technique so i dont care anymore