zak bagans fanblog

patiently waiting for someone to fall in love with me. i refuse 2 date. i refuse 2 flirt or make a move. how could this go wrong.

me ? a romantic ? mayhaps . hopeless ? exhaustively

You know what fuck you *unwraps your spotify*

do you ever think about how weird of a name “squidward tentacles” is like imagine if your name was humanward arms

i think what’s wrong with me is that i don’t live secluded in a hut in the woods. i don’t bang enough rocks against enough things. i just haven’t forged any swords

another day another tiktok sound stuck in my head

when i start saying weird shit to you thats the equivalent of a cat exposing its tummy

if my husband doesn’t cry when he sees me on our wedding day I will softly kick him in the shin until he sheds a tear 

does one have to “be okay”? is it not enough to simply, be “feral” and “sleepless”?

*skips tutorial* how the fuck do you play this game

im actually double majoring in respecting women and minecraft

are you okay bro? your aura looks like shit :/