B A B Y.

“listen, listen, listen-” milo announced as he slid into the chair in front of them. there was a mischievous look in his blue eyes, his blonde hair tousled up at all ends. “so my camera man dipped tonight- so how about you…me…go into the woods? are you following me, yes? okay. so you and me go into the woods. i got a lead about a creepy, old woman lurking around in the dark.” he takes a sip of the slushee he was carrying around. “so obviously we need to go and catch her, ya?”

confusion was evident upon her features, blinking a couple of times as she looked at the other, “wait...what the fuck are you talking about?” baby gave a shake of her head, pushing the sunglasses that were veiling her eyes up so that they rested atop of her head, aqua orbs able to see him better, “why the hell would we go into the woods to catch a creepy woman? didn’t you see little red riding hood? between the two of us, i’d be the first to get shoved into the oven.” maybe she was confusing her tales but that was beside the point. “why can’t you just let her live her LIFE?”

ALINA  :  these  gossip  blogs  are  so  stupid  ALINA  :  apparently  i  had  a  boob  job ALINA :  like  wft  does  this  look  fake  to  you  ?

baby: they're obviously just jealous baby: and the gossip blog is fucking ridiculous because you know it's probably just some pervy loner who can't get a life baby: so they just like to start shit.