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sassy atsushi wearing a certain someone’s clothes ;)
Why is this the funniest thing I’ve ever seen
Dazai: What do you look for in an ideal partner?
Fyodor: Выпивая бутылку водки, сидя на корточках на трупе.
Dazai:
Dazai: What.
What the actual heck. I don’t want to ruin the surprise so I highly suggest google translating it. Is Dazai reacting like that because he understands or because he doesn’t?
Please, lend me some Russian knowledge on my monolingual butt. What should it actually say? @lunloo
Also, have you ever read the original Russian text from the authors?
@awkwardbsd expect a lot of text, I’m studying to become a linguist or at least a language teacher XD
Dazai asked “What do you look for in an ideal partner?” In English, Fyodor would say “I want them drinking a bottle of vodka while squatting on a corpse” (that’s the meaning behind the sentence) (“squatting” is basically a meme portraying typical hooligans. Search squatting slavs, lol)
So in English Fyodor would use -ing form of verbs which in that context marks the process. In Russian, however, that doesn’t work because the chosen form (probably chosen by the Google translator) is -я
-я is usually used in sentences like this “I was reading a book tryING to fall asleep” (ING is -я), “I always listen to music WHILE doING my homework” (WHILE and ING is -я: it would be one verb делая). Most of the time -я marks the meaning “while” (note: -я form is quite unnatural, most of the times it’s avoided)
So, if we want to say “I want them drinking a bottle of vodka while squatting on a corpse” in Russian, we have to use a different form + add a little change to the sentence in order to make it less awkward. For example, “Хочу, чтобы он жрал водку, сидя на трупах”
We changed it into “I want him to drink vodka while sitting on corpses”
The changes:
- them (они) in Russian can’t be used to replace him/her. The word партнёр (partner) has a masculine form, so I chose “him”
- squatting in Russian is 3 words “сидя на корточках”, plus it sounds awful with the “на трупе” (two times на is meh). So I changed it into just sitting, “сидя”
- corpses instead on a corpse, sounds more natural because we’re actually taking about more than just one corpse, hehe
- “жрать” is a verb meaning “to drink a whole lot”
- for the main verb we used -ть form, then added -я form because we basically said “drinking vodka WHILE squattING on a corpse”
So, yeah, that’s basically it :)
About Russian authors, do you ask if I’ve ever read the original Russian literature? Because if so, that’s pretty hard not to read Russian literature when you live in Russia, lol
By the way, real Dostoyevsky is one of my favourite authors!
Everyone, @lunloo is our local Russian expert!
I’d trust you being my language teacher. Your explanation is really insightful. I can’t say I understood all of it (that’s a lot to digest for my 11pm brain).
I can’t say that’s the same for English/American/Canadian literature. While it’s reinforced in our schools, we usually resent learning about it. I personally dropped out of regular school at the age of… 14/15?
Some required reading that I’ve heard of is John Steinbeck (usually Of Mice and Men), Fitzgerald (usually The Great Gatsby), Harper Lee (To Kill a Mockingbird), Hawthorne (usually The Scarlet Letter), Shakespeare (literally anything that numbs the brain), and William Golding (Lord of the Flies). It varies from Canada (where I’m from), America, and England, but those are some staples. Lucy Montgomery isn’t required reading, but quite a few people have read Anne of Green Gables, and more recently some people have read The Handmaid’s Tale by Margaret Atwood both of which are Canadian women.
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Oh I have all of these on my e-book! They’re all covered in the electronical dust waiting for me to finally find some free time, haha
I’ve noticed that people are often interested in the other countries’ classical literature but refuse to read their own. Maybe it’s because we were forced to read things that we couldn’t clearly understand yet (like honestly, who thought that it’s the right time to read “War and Peace” when you’re 17 y.o.? Omg). I’m not even talking about the fact that they praise classics too much so you can’t take them seriously
Most of the Russian students tend to avoid reading classics too but in both my schools we were obligated to read at least the main parts of the books (they were actually pretty big parts)
Behold,
THE ABSOLUTE BASIS OF RUSSIAN CLASSICAL LITERATURE
(in which the order is random)
Things I’ve read from the beginning till the end:
“Crime and Punishment” (Dostoyevsky) (it’s a psychological thriller, so many people find this book interesting. I’ve read it like 3 times)
“Woe from Wit” (Griboyedov) (meh)
“Eugene Onegin” (Pushkin) (I like it but I hate it, mostly because the Pushkin’s figure is overrated)
“Fathers and Sons" (Turgenev) (strongly recommend this one. Easy and satisfying to read)
"The Novice" (Lermontov) (my grandma likes to read this poem by heart so I like it automatically ^^)
"The Overcoat” (Gogol) (Gogol is a big WTF for me but this one is not as edgy as “The Nose”)
“The Nose” (Gogol) (the edgy one)
Things I haven’t read fully (but should’ve):
“War and Piece” (Tolstoy) (I know like ONE person who’ve actually finished the whole thing and they’re a little bit cray-cray XD)
“The Minor” (Fonvizin)
“The Captain’s Daughter” (Pushkin)
“The Tale of Igor’s Campaign” (anonymous)
“A Hero of Our Time" (Lermontov)
"The Government Inspector (Gogol)
"Dead Souls" (Gogol)
"Oblomov" (Goncharov) (is actually good but I had no time to finish it)
"The Storm" (Ostrovsky)
"Taras Bulba" (Gogol)
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My personal recommendation list:
"Crime and Punishment” (Dostoyevsky) (the English translation of this book is easier to read than the original imao, so you may give it a try)
anything that Turgenev wrote. His style is smooth and easy to keep up with
anything that Chekhov wrote. Same here
“Lady Macbeth of the Mtsensk District" (Leskov) (if you want smth spooky)
"Demon" (Lermontov) (if you want some love drama)
I’d say I like modern Russian literature more than the classics. I don’t think that it’s as popular as the English literature though. Have you ever heard about "The Gray House” by Mariam Petrosyan or “The Funeral Party” by Lyudmila Ulitskaya? Or anything else? I feel like out literature is pretty local XD
If you don't mind, I'd like to make a very small addition to this post with some personal recommendations as a fellow fan of Russian literature! I've done (and am still doing) Russian authors in literature class, and there are a few hidden gems people may not know of:
"Ana Karenina" by Tolstoy- definitely a known and popular one, it's not as long as War and Peace and it's actually quite good, despite some people not liking how long it is. It's definitely worth reading
Tolstoy also wrote short stories. If you're a fan of stories about family drama, this is for you, but my personal favourite is a psychological short story "The Death of Ivan Ilyich"! (a bit heavy, but an amazing read)
"Notes From The Underground" by Dostoyevsky is something I highly recommend to anyone to read. I just can't explain how mind-bogling it is, definitely worth your time (it's technically a part 2 of "Notes From The Dead House" and yes, it's what BSD's The House of The Dead is based on and funnily enough it refers to a prison in Siberia, but this work can be easily read as a standalone without The Dead House)
If you like poetry, beside the fact that Pushkin has poems of a normal length (quite good ones too), Sergei Yesenin is a famous poet (at least, his poems are the ones I've seen most of)
(do finish The Government Inspector if you can, it's quite hilarious 😂)
Anyways that's all I have! I'm sure there are some I've missed because I can't remember them right now. Some Russian classics may seem boring as heck since they're very long, but they're also some of the most important classics... Ever. Happy reading!
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Plot: Chuuya and Atsushi end up being roommates because honestly, they would never run into each other otherwise.
dazatsu/dazushi fanfic rec part i
of brains and universal thoughts — rimacchi road to the light — datura_yoru take half a pint (take half your heart) — parhelions more than a spell or a chant — walking_through_autumn the curse wrapped around you — walking_through_autumn a sprinkling of pixie dust — walking_through_autumn and even the wrongs — walking_through_autumn the tune memories play — walking_through_autumn tell me (about the shape of his absence) — walking_through_autumn the space between words — walking_through_autumn how a family grows — walking_through_autumn path of pins, path of needles — walking_through_autumn the path lost children take — walking_through_autumn it takes a heap of living — walking_through_autumn the shattered surface, so imperfect, is all that you believe — walking_through_autumn yet how deeply — walking_through_autumn here is the root of the root — walking_through_autumn together bore away upon a shining sea — walking_through_autumn collection — walking_through_autumn out of a love poem — walking_through_autumn breathing again — walking_through_autumn fast car — comeonbeanoone page turner — thebadideabears starved hearts — technicolour (lirriel) black sea — technicolour (lirriel) you’re killing me — kawafujitakao searching out this love i can’t forget — nekomas_heart returning favors — lunaillumina i’ll come back for you — blchwaaan if you’re going to save me, you’ll have to stay with me forever — blchwaaan an act of nature — blchwaaan almost — aniimona hazel — sillygrizzlies a case of jealousy, best friends and misunderstandings — fujoshi_sama wedding night — fujoshi_sama i want to say i love you, but… — fujoshi_sama the price of salvation — whitetigerboi mistletoe mishaps — miss_aki
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akuatsu, 1,2k angst + fantasy
Atsushi is already in bed when he gets there, lying fully clothed above the covers with eyes stuck to the ceiling.
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Fk it why not
Dazai: Hey Fyodor, can you tell me the opposite of these words?
Fyodor: Sure?
Dazai: Always, Coming, From, Take, Me, Down
Fyodor: Never, Gonna, Give, You, The Fucking Satisfaction.
Chuuya: What should I get Dazai for his birthday?
Kouyou: Medication.
Waitress at Uzumaki: Life insurance.
Random person on the street: A therapist.
Reaper visiting from Hell: [gestures to self]
PLS give me more akuatsu…

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Atsushi: so..I h-heard you like bad boys!
Akutagawa:
Atsushi: I will let you know that I ate today 3 vitamin gummy bears instead of 2 ;)
Akutagawa:
Akutagawa: meet me at 6