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I HAVE FOUND I AM FUCKING AMAZING AT PERFUMES. OK.

I'm not even that into perfume. This is a safety deposit for my future. I got classics mostly. I only actually use the gardenia G00chie flora and the n1na apple one. The rest? I keep in a dark box in a cold spot. I keep the boxes, intact, in another box.

If ever I'm in a pinch and I really need quick money, at least I have these.

I'm a big believer in capitalizing on your talents. I find, that for a relatively new lifter (6 months ish) I'm pretty decent. And so, I've decided that while I'm in this little "Phase" of my life, I might as well do future me a favour. Lyft good quality products, stock up on things I'll always need, build a solid closet, but most strange, get things you can resell that won't be washed off with a trend cycle. By having these 9+ expensive, high end perfumes , I have something to re-sell. Something that's worth a lot. I made sure to sort of go with timeless scents and classics. I do like them a lot. Hopefully, I'll never have to sell them for money, but, you know. If ever the time comes, I'll be prepared.

Household items: Pots & Pans Shopper bags Dish soap Laundry soap Dryer sheets Bleach Stain sticks Air fresheners Candles Air in a can Dusting rags Towels of all shapes and sizes Food in every category. Vegan, organic, non perishable, gourmet, I don’t give a FUCK you deserve to eat!! Glasses/plates/silverware Wine bottle opener! Wine and booze! Cooking utensils

Personal care: Deodorant Shampoo/conditioner Tampons/pads Body scrubs Skin care Socks Makeup wipes Whatever makeup you want because you deserve it babe :’) Toothpaste Toothbrushes Teeth whitening strips Lotions Bubble baths (for long days where you’ve earned it) Face masks

Things to spend your boosting money on: Furniture! IKEA is so awesome Cooking tools! Mixers, microwaves, coffee machines, basically anything that you can’t lift just buy.

STORES THAT YOU WILL LOVE: Household decor: Pottery Barn, World Market, IKEA Beauty: Ulta Personal care: Bath and Body Works!! Cleaning supplies: Target! Please conceal in the dressing rooms :) Alcohol & Food: AJs! It’s fine food and if you have one in your state go go go! World Market has awesome wine selections and fun food! Clothes: Old Navy! Urban! Candles (it gets its own category because I LOVE CANDLES): BABW! Urban! POTTERY BARN AGH SO GOOD

Here are some things that are easy to steal and quick to sell! Also adding in how much they sell for.

Fenty gloss/balm for $10-12 (any shade).

Any PINK branded items $14-40.

Bundle of VS/PINK panties $20-40.

Stranger Things/Premium/Trendy PopSockets $10-15.

PINK/VS Bras in common sizes $18-50.

Any trendy branded (FILA, Champion, Tommy Hilfiger, etc.) clothing $20-50.

AE Jeans $18-30.

Any name brand skincare $10-30.

MILK Cooling Sticks. You can bundle these ($30) or sell them individually ($15).

Lush. I heard this doesn’t really sell but I sold a twice used big tub of Ocean Salt for $25 so take it with a grain of salt.

Plain colored S’well bottles. I sold one S’well Traveler in a lavender color for $20 within hours.

Kankens. Don’t expect to get nearly as much as they retail for though. These sell for $30-55.

Vans/Converse in a size 6 have sold for me but I heard size 8 sells too.

Bundles of Better than Sex or Damn Girl! mascara $20-30.

Lime Crime/similar underground type branded makeup $15-20.

Stranger Things FunkoPops/Keychains $8-14.

Damn Girl! Mascara $15-20.

LUSH Rose Jam/Twilight/Vanillary Body Sprays $20-35.

One pack of Instax film and a polaroid frame $12-20.

Any LÜSH items. Depending on what it is, I’ve been getting $14-20! Think scrubs, moisturizers, lip balms.

Posca marker packs $20-35.

Tip: You can always go to the buy section of Mercari and check out what people are searching for the most!

it's getting colder out, we all know that, but let's take a moment to think about how the most of us have heat, and warmth at our fingertips. amazing, right? now thjnk about others. this winter, use your skills to provide to those in need.

here's some ideas : )

single use handwarmers/bodywarmers: those small packs that heat up when cracked, snapped, etc. these are easy to get and are available at every d0llar-themed store and drùgštores. they're compact and easier than pie to č0ncēaI.

wool socks, thermal socks. just as i said above, basically everywhere.

shawls, ponchos, etc. smaller than shoving an entire blanket into your bag. yk? most fashion retailers will also carry these.

skin lotions and chapsticks. cold weather means cracked skin and lips, which can just lead to a plethora of problems. chapsticks are small but can provide more help than you could imagine:)

"emergency blanket"s: usually comes inside of a plastic sealed pouch. these are meant to be waterproof, wind proof, and multiuse. they come in multiple sizes too! think of parents struggling with children and see if you can get the sizes meant for multiple people.

gloves, hats, you know the drill.

mini space heaters!! they're small, compact, and all they take is an outlet. come in small, like, rlly small boxes.

pop up tents

NOT WINTER-RELATED BUT ALSO IMPORTANT ITEMS

tampons, pads, etc etc

baby and toddler products

bandages, preferably large ones

nail clippers

can openers

non perishable food products

flashlights

batteries

- the founder of ikea, ingvar kamprad, was a nazi sympathizer

- ikea is owned by charities, all run by ingvar kamprad, therefore none of its profits are taxed, making the ingka foundation (the charity that runs ikea) the largest charity in the world, with a net worth of $36 billion dollars. it is one of the most elaborate tax evasion schemes by a company to date.

- ikea partners with lumberers that do illegal logging in romania, russia, and many other european countries. they cut into virgin forests and green belt areas which destroy ecosystems and kill native animals. they also leave these forests a mess after they’re finished logging.

- ikea chooses not to adhere to cpsc (consumer product safety commission) guidelines and knowingly produce furniture that risks consumer’s health and safety in order to retain profit. well known cases of these risks include the malm dresser recall, where eight children had died from tip overs due ikea’s neglect in removing an unsafe product from the market.

- their meatballs and weiner sausages contained horse meat in several european countries amid the horse meat scandal. also, their chocolate cake was contaminated with coliform bacteria, which is found in fecal matter.

- ikea used cuban political prisoners as well as forced labor camps in germany to assemble and manufacture furniture to sell in the 1980s.

- furniture is poor quality and made to break in roughly two years, forcing consumers to return to buy more.

hi! hey so this is the haul i’ve been promising for so long it’s my biggest haul to date omfg we got a COUCH (part of one at least) n i hit the picture limit so :/

n e way i THINK it was like 1.6k this was like 3 months ago tho so i can’t really be sure i’m sorry 😭

târget + ikëá!

I think lena would really like this- I want you to steal this for me

I think I have one at home - I already stole that

it's super pricey though- there is an easier place to steal this from/ don't fuck with that it's hard to steal (allows partner to make there own jugement, stress on price allows you to say how hard it is)

oh, look at that thing on the top shelve- I need you to stand there as a blind spot

what time is that thing with jesse?- is there a camera nearby, is so the time is the direction it is in, if not, the thing got canceled

I'm tired let's go home - BAD VIBES, DUMP EVERYTHING AND LEAVE NOW

I think I'm gonna go to the car, I would like to leave now without dumping stuff.

reposting bc the original had too many notes <3