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im never getting over this actually!!!

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haxanhexes

Kind of obsessed with what a rat woman messy lunatic Fiona is. I think there’s been this idea of her in fanon that she’s badass, but what u see more clearly in awtwb is that she is truly out of her fucking gourd. She has a bong that looks like a lamp and a lamp that looks like a bong and she vapes and fills her vintage sports car with crumbs and cigarette butts and is a vampire hunter, even while she’s trying to marry a literal vampire and lives with her nephew, a vampire

She probably smells so bad

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kaemiscellaneous

Surprisingly, killing something in self defense is NOT a sign of affection if the object of that affection sent it after you in the first place.

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valtsv

literally nothing matters. except winged characters sheltering other characters under their wings. that's extremely important actually.

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makedonsgriva

The Mage: “Look at me, Simon. Have you ever known me to indulge myself with a normal life? Where is my wife? My children?

Me:

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simon watching his sad hot roommate with a death wish be mean and smart and sexily drink blood in the woods and ask 'is anybody gonna fall in love with that' and not wait for an answer

nightimedreamersworld

Simon whenever he saw Baz during 5th year:

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simon: penny:

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*shoves you down the stairs* (affectionate)

nick-eyre

Let baz turn into a swarm of bats 2k21

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Simon Snow logic

junior-writes

anyways happy anniversary to that one gay vampire and his traumatized dragon boyfriend

palimpsessed

It’s December 23rd!!

Happy interrogate your wannabe punk aunt, visit the library (the big one), commit treason (it’s research), and sit creepily while your non-date eats dinner day!

motherscarf

good morning to himbos, boys w curly hair, boys who have a cartoon devil’s tails, boys who understand tht sometimes holes just need to be filled, boys who seduce vampires, boys who buy unicorn Frappuccinos, & boys who definitely aren’t dragons and good morning to them ONLY

spittingspite

Simon: Baz deserves someone better than me

Demon goat: h-

Simon, stabbing him with Baz's wand: not you

nightimedreamersworld

Lamb: Hello—

Simon, about to stab him with a wooden chair leg: NOT YOU

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Shepard when he first met the gang in Wayward Son

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Fans of the Carry On book by Rainbow Rowell scrolling through the Carry On tag after Supernatural S15ep20

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