me: *on the verge of tears* ok not that i care but, 

to any man who’s ever felt insecure or emasculated by a woman cuz she seemed smarter, funnier and/or cooler than him: your feelings are valid and i just want you to know that she IS smarter, funnier and cooler than you, and you are a talentless worm in her presence

do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money 

do you ever just realise you’re already an adult and you have no money

haaaaate seeing rich ppl mansions that are so modern and minimal and severe like an art museum or smth…like hello ur in the perfect situation to build the coziest most ethereal home full of unique treasures and ultimate comfort. instead u buy beds and couches that look like they’re from roblox. anyways 

Man Beyoncé starved herself for Coachella then went right back to being thick. God is what? GOOD

why is Jay-Z’s face scratched out ..

He don’t add nothing to the photo

remember those boys in middle school whose digital watches would always go off in class … what were the alarms for … why did they never learn how to turn off the alarms

lmaooooo,,, leave resume alone 😩

RESUME