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i am not dead
new blog @tricksterjades (i am so sorry for becoming a homestuck)
i am not dead
new blog @tricksterjades (i am so sorry for becoming a homestuck)
i am not dead
new blog @tricksterjades (i am so sorry for becoming a homestuck)
hey are you okay? you havenât been active in ages and iâm just checking in
im okay! just moved away from tumblr after an incident on one of my sideblogs. the community kinda got too toxic for me, i really apologize for not explaining anything. i mostly use instagram and discord now, so you can feel free to ask off anon or pm me for my handles.bit of a life update - i actually started identifying as bi a while ago & now i have a boyfriend who i'm very happy with. school ends for me in a couple weeks and i'm currently in a production of into the woods with a local theater :)

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the best gif is the faceswap one where the girls face drifts away on a vape cloud
Russian Yuri d1
toss me more of these if you want!
the face of a bird who fully understands what he did and will do it again.
WHAT DID HE ORDER???
OMFG HE ORDERED A WHOLE BUNCH OF STRAWBERRIES
https://youtu.be/IvnW89osj0g
berries.
berries.
berries.
I legitimately havenât cried laughing like this in fucking forever omg Iâm dying. This bird is so pure and just wants a million orders of berries
listen⌠this bird knows exactly what itâs doing
allura.exe has stopped working
I saw a man so beautiful I started crying

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theater kids are scary
admittedly I donât normally like modern shakespeare adaptations but once I went to see my cousin in a midsummer nightâs dream and it opened with a high schooler saying âI donât wanna read this playâ so he sits down and eats an entire chipotle burrito on stage and then immediately falls asleep and the play begins but instead of the forest the faeries all hang out in a rainforest cafe TM and at one point in the middle of a scene the guy from the beginning just slowly drifts across the back of the stage on a skateboard, staring at all the characters as the events of the play transpire in the form of some sort of chipotle-induced coma lucid dream
THAT is EXACTLY what Shakespeare would have wanted
I swear if this isnât floating around on the internet Iâm gonna cry
Oh buddy ITâS ABOUT TO BE. I am like, 98% sure this was my high schoolâs production and Iâve got photos and video clips like craaaazyâŚ
Here are some fun additions⌠the Mechanicals were also based on the characters of The Breakfast Club (here I am below, eating an actual Captain Crunch and Pixie Stix sandwich on stage.)
âŚand the one on the longboard was actually our Puck - he rode it through the whole play in the background. Please note his âForest Cafeâ shirt⌠which we also had logos for on the cups.
âŚand we had both a flash mob at the end AND an interlude where myself and one of the other Fairies danced to âSexy and I Know Itâ while we were cleaning up the tables at the cafe.
I will post more of this later. I have a DVD at my house and will endure cringing at myself to bring you some quality clips⌠thereâs probably one of K eating the burrito before the start of the play, too.
@hullaballoons Here is more Ktown Lore for youÂ
@cupcakelirryÂ
Here ya go kids⌠all 2h20m. if you make it through the whole thing once, thatâs probably more times than any of the cast watched this DVD. You can probably see why. Tbh if you watch this, I am sorry in advance.
Important notes:
- Chipotle burrito makes a cameo about 30 min in,
- the end has a flash mob and a âcommercialâ for the Forest Cafe,Â
- unfortunately, the lunch scene where all the mechanicals whistle like the Breakfast Club got mostly cut for some reason?
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@vampireapologist in case you have any interest in reliving this⌠at the very least you can prove to any doubters that there was, in fact, a Chipotle burrito onstage.
I cannot even fully conceptualize, much less put into words, how wild this chain of events has been.
I have dozens of posts going around that have broken 50,000 notes, and plenty that have broken 100,000.
On every single one of these posts, there are hundreds, if not thousands, of comments and tags calling me a liar and the story fake, but none so much as this post.
This post was my most doubted of all.
And you came inâŚâŚâŚ
with a Two and a Half Hour Long video.
Iâll never forget this.
We have a bond forged in fire and spirit now.
Sometimes the internet is a genuinely amazing and wonderful place.
This isâŚbeautifulâŚ.I have no words
hey uhhhh has anyone done this yet
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My Brother, My Brother and Me s1e2 | We Got Our Business Looks
i donât have any FUCKING CLOTHES!
For those of you that didnât listen to the commentary on this episode: They really did plan this bit without Griffin and he was very angry about it
final piece for @unknownlandzine !!!