♡ it me ♡

As if theirs some context that could explain this.

Lemme just drop this onto the conveyor belt of your dashboard

someone from 1997 wished me good luck. it’s like someone from so many years back knows your struggles and i just, i think i’m gonna cry

reblogging for luck from friend in 1997

The depths of my coveting for the Haunted Beauty governess Barbie are too great to explain with human language.

I STILL covet that governess Barbie. I also want her outfit in my size.

My mom has the governess and I deeply covet that doll. She is one of the most gorgeous dolls in my mom’s collection and pictures don’t do her justice. She’s the only heirloom I am really looking forward to.

trans bears are literally stronger than any US marine

How on earth would they be able to tell that a bear is trans. I’m not saying they can’t be but how would they communicate that.

:/

this is so fucking funny

we the jury find the defendant not guilty your honor

In like 1998 my very femme lesbian friend went to Pride in London and was all excited at the “teddy bears picnic” happening in one of the city parks. She took along a picnic hamper and her cuddly teddy bear. Needless to say, the large hairy gay men all thought she was adorable and she had a great time

the realization that the unhealthy trait you’ve given your favorite oc for funsies is actually something you unintentionally do is like watching a five year old innocently and perfectly mimic your bad habits

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over