Bite Risk

Reblog to cast healing for your homies.

i was gonna say it Does have a tail thats what the cord is thats why its called a mouse!!!! and then i remembered most mouses are cordless now and got fucked up bc IT IS A HAMSTER and now immfucked up bc like. technology has advanced so must thay mice have changed species

it matters to me that you all know i was wizard high when i wrote that

I love the hamster mice but I think we need to discuss the term “wizard high,” something I have never heard before but is incredibly evocative

If you're cold, they're cold. Bring them inside.

(repeated like a mantra while rubbing my temples) i will stay silly and not allow the world to make me bitter and cruel. i will stay silly and not allow the world to make me bitter and cruel. i wi