Timbern is love. Timbern is life

*They had just finished tying everyone up when Tim turned around to see that the guys were watching something.*

Tim : ...Is that fucking porno?

Steph : What? Oh my god it is!

Damian : Disgusting.

Jason : Damn. I can't believe they were just watching porn in peace.

Dick : I don't know if I'm impressed or disgusted.

*They all tilt their heads watching the TV to try to understand the position.*

Steph : This doesn't look comfortable...

Dick : It's no-

Damian : Trust me it isn't.

Robins :

Dick : Excuse me?

Damian way too fast : I said nothing.

Dick : DAMIAN??

Dick: Drake?

Tim: No, I mean as Robin. I have to fill out these forms for a new hero team but it won't let me submit it without a surname and they don’t know who I really am yet so...

Dick: Oh, it's Knight. That's actually Bruce sanctioned.

Tim: He agreed to it?

Dick: Not exactly. He had to full name me in the field once in front of Lex Luthor and said 'Robin the Boy Wonder Knight, if you do not get down from there this instant...'

Tim: Does he use it?

Dick: I think so. After I started using it. He's sentimental like that.