crying in the club

Alisha : Hello Abel.  Did you make anyone cry today ?

Oswin : Where the hell were you last night, Finn ?!? 

adam : i could kill you, you know.

adrian : our house is burning down. you can save me or your swords. which do you choose? 

mao : oscar, care to explain why we have 6 dogs in our apartment ? 

Jens : Why does Meredith wear makeup? 

Judge : For your crimes, we sentence you to 68 years in prison. 

jude, gardening : just give me like, 5 secs of silence, ok babe? 

aziliz : so now that i’ve explained the plan for fifteen minutes, do you understand it? 

Markus : And how do you think you’re going to stop me ?

Ella : Who the fuck? 

Roman sentinel : You’re under arrest!

june : white boys exhaust me

hyppolita, with a lush bag: listen, i know we don’t get along with each other but i got you a bath bomb for your birthday. so whenever you’re feeling stressed and you need a bath, just fill your bathtub with water and drop this in. i guarantee all your worries will be over. 

Abel, introducing Max to someone : This is my better half. 

hyppolita : i have very high standards, you know. i’d never date just anyone