I'm known to be quite vexing

Me, daydreaming: Hm. If I were allowed to place one “fuck” in the whole of the LOTR series, where would it be?

thats no mere ranger, thats aragorn son of fUCKING arathorn

team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

team “I wore this yesterday but I wore it under a jacket so I can wear it again, no one will know”

team “I’m going to wear these jeans until I spill something noticeable on them”

U gotta act cool, calm and collected around liquid eyeliner bc it can sense ur fear

#if you act dominant the eyeliner will respect your authority#liquid eyeliner has a complex social structure similar to that of wolves and you must show it who the alpha is#it’s you #YOURE the alpha

fashionably late? more like anxiously early

i’m not playing hard to get…i don’t know how to talk

I mean they made a superhero named superman so what do you expect

extremely fair point 

take a fuckin sip, babes

Sure, cats falling off things is funny, but NOTHING is funnier than robots miscalculating the speed, force or angle needed to complete a mundane task. NOTHING.

some of you have never hyperfixated on a show/franchise so hard that any mention of it in your vicinity sets you vibrating at the speed of sound and it shows