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Besides, everyone knows that the only two diseases that exist are Chlamydia and Leprosy. A third one is inconceivable.

They're all INFESTED with leprosy, but it's deer leprosy so you go ahead and pet that deer. Unless you yourself are a deer or deer adjacent, in which case I wouldn't recommend it.

We need to STORM THE VATICAN. For truth, for fanfiction, AND FOR PRIDE MONTH!

It stops us from achieving TIME TRAVEL. We need to DESTROY IT. Once we access time travel, we can FINALLY KILL BABY ALEXANDER GRAHAM BELL. It's the only way we cross the last horizon and FIX EVERYTHING. I repeat, destroying the sun will SOLVE ALL OUR PROBLEMS.

I'd like to discuss the Optometry Empire some more, but I fear their all seeing eye.

You can't actually fuck barbecue sauce on account of the penis eating acid in the recipe :/. I'd say I hope this helps but it seems that you've already encountered this issue.

I recommend places like the woods, a bush, or a fountain (the coins in it disrupt your DNA and create imperfect clones)

Of course taxes are optional, and like many pioneers of a better world, I do not pay mine.

That's an interesting theory, my fellow questioner. I would recommend testing your hypothesis by temporarily halting your consumption of oxygen until you get super powers.

Easy. Lays puts a higher concentration of red 40 in their chips, which shares many similar properties to cocaine. This was in like.... A study or something by RFK Jr himself.

The bitches are being sent by THE GOVERNMENT. I will be getting as FAR AWAY AS POSSIBLE from the government controlled bitches you are manifesting for me. What even are you, a cop? The CIA? The FBI? The TRA?

Crayola is the biggest exporter in cannibalistic propaganda. Crayons encourage cannibalism at a young age due to the waxy pheromones that mimic the feel and taste of human flesh to undeveloped and young brains. If your kid is eating crayons, it may be too late. He is coming for you. Lock your doors. Hide. You are in danger, my friend.

Only when we fill every hole with a square will the elites let us teleport. We must restrict their access so we too can reap the benefits of teleportation

Robot sharks often bite internet cables to interfere with big tech since they're in direct competition for your data.

This is why 'sharks' can't stay still btw. They gotta keep moving to gather more data on the mermaids and the occasional human. Luckily, I'm safe because my current location is 100% 'shark' free!

Contrary to popular belief, HB pencils are actually tooth-fragment free. They're the much safer option when considering school supplies, as they don't have harmful effects like psychologically influencing the youth to join the dentistry conglomerate.